There’s still plenty of shopping days left this holiday season
plenty more xmas parties to go to
and probably plenty more people left on your xmas gift list!
So how about we take a little tour through my toy drawer and see if we can’t help you out with some holiday gift ideas!
Hostess Gifts and Stocking Stuffers: a box of chocolates? a bottle of wine? boooooooring! Let’s go for something a little more interesting this year, instead of napkin rings, how about a cute cockring or a nice little panty-pal? Or a toy that’s a vibe and lube in one? The adorable Hello Kitty vibe could be just the thing – it looks innocent on the outside, but everyone knows that it’s naughty. ^_~ If you suspect your host might be a little kinky, bondage tape would be a great idea and is a fun ice-breaker if they open it during the party. Prefer something that seems a little more innocent? Try a sweet smelling massage bar.
Gifts for a Newbie: It can be tricky trying to figure out what to get for someone who is new to toys – you might not want to freak them out with a gigantic butt plug right from the start – you’ll want to start small. Sweet little vibes like the Little Something, the Mini Massager, or the Death by Orgasm are great because they’re cute, small, and do a nice job. You could also check out the Stubby G as an intro to g-spot toys. These vibes are great because they look fun, not scary – and more importantly, they are fun to use.
It also might be fun to combine two things that your giftee enjoys: music and orgasms, which is just what toys like the Freestyle offer. This toy goes very well with a hand picked playlist of songs burnt to CD – making the gift even more personal and from the heart.
Gifts for the Hardcore: There are those of us to like to fiddle around with our toys once in a while and there are those of us who are looking for a good solid toy to give good solid (and/or mind-melting) orgasms on a regular basis. For the latter I have three toys that I can recommend: The Erocillator, The Pleaser, and the Fleshlight. The Pleaser (aka the beast) is a shiny metal dildo, perfect for a horny size-queen or anyone who wants to experiment with a bigger dildo. The Erocillator is pretty much magical and will bring joy to anyone, especially the naughty people on your list who happen to have a clit. And, well, The Fleshlight, everyone knows that that’s the toy I’d want if I grew a futa penis. ^_~
Sweet Gifts: holidays and sweets just go together, but let’s make things a little sexier than sugarplums and candy canes. You can make yourself the sweet by decorating yourself with a little chocolate body-paint to encourage tender (or not so tender) nibbles and licks exactly where you want them. Or set the mood with some naughty edible undies like the candy bra [review HERE], cock pouch, garter belt, and thong and follow up by encouraging some oral action with a packet of Head Candy slipped into your partner’s stocking – that’s sure to make for a sweet Christmas eve/morning. You could also opt for some zero calorie sweetness with O’My’s delicious Blueberry Cheesecake scented lube!
Gifts for the Sex Toy Lover who has Everything: There’s always someone on your list who just seems to have one of anything you could think of to get for them. For these people you’ll need to get more creative: Laura’s Teaser or Hans’ Wooden Dildos are custom made so they are great and unique buys for your favourite sex toy fan.
Gifts for Two: Instead of matching xmas socks this year, get your favourite couples something sexy to play with under the tree. A fun kit like the Stripteuse set I tried might be perfect for mom and dad. While your brother and his fiancee might prefer a Sedux Harness and Dildo. For your friends who are just getting into the kinky stuff, I suggest the Twisted Love Ties and the Hump Bump. It you’d rather give something a little more…. subtle, you could go with some lovely spray-on massage oil, or something fun like a doggy-style strap.
Of course, if you’re still stuck for ideas, check out the full list of my reviews or some of the links in my sidebar
Now you can surprise your office secret santa or xmas party hostess with something a little naughty, order something hot for your long-distance sweetheart, sneak in some sexy stocking stuffers when everyone else has gone to bed, or order spicy something for yourself – I’m sure your gran would be happy to know that Christmas money she sent went towards something that will bring you a lot of joy over the coming months.