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Hey!
What’s new with you?
At The S Spot we’re still running that CBW contest.
You should probably enter it.
^_~
In fact, here is what I said about it last week:
The S Spot is approaching it’s 200th Cockblogging Wednesday!
And because we think that’s so cool,
but especially because our friends at Eden Fantasys also agree with us that it’s pretty freaking cool,
we’re doing a contest!!
How would you like to be the proud owner of one of the most highly rated male masturbation enhancers on the planet?
How about, not only a Fleshlight, but a Fleshlight that fucking vibrates!
Wouldn’t that be kinda neat?
Well we sure thought so – which is why the Vibro Lady Touch Fleshlight is up for grabs!
To enter, you just have to send in your snazziest CBW photo ever
(photographed members MUST belong to someone 18 yrs of age or older)
before midnight on the 21st of September.
(Please note that there is no region restriction on this contest – you lucky dogs!)
So yeah!
Send in your pix!!
([email protected])
AND NOW
On to this week’s submission!
 “Hey Shay! the wife and I are long time followers of the blog and big fans of your writing! All the time I see men posted with their bits on display and my wife says what better for a contest for toys than a man who is ‘cut-off,’ in a sense!“
I do love it when CBW submitters get creative!
 Those of you who follow me on Facebook may have noticed my mysterious complaints about blowing up sex furniture; those complaints were because I had taken the Inflatable Position Master from Sexual Fantasy Boutique out of the box and wanted to take it for a spin! Clearly, if I am going to keep reviewing inflatable things, I am going to need a hand pump.
Anyway, the Inflatable Position Master (IPM) inflates to become a large wedge, covered in soft (easy-to-clean) flocking, with two sets of handles on the sides. Included in the box is a patch, in case of any holes, and a blindfold. There are photographs on the box depicting various positions to try using the wedge – but none of them solo, so I had to recruit an assistant to help me test this product out properly!
What we liked: I was skeptical as I inflated the IPM wedge, but it was actually really fun to use. It’s comfortable to lay on and you get a nice bounce back with every thrust – kind of like using a swing or having sex on a waterbed. We tried out a few different positions on the wedge and even found one or two where the handles were actually useful. It was also great for getting my hips up in the right position for my kneeling partner when I leaned over the taller end.
What we didn’t like: Mainly my only complaint was that it’s not so fun to blow it up by mouth. Other than that, well: we did find one of the sets of handles kinda useless, and if I was laying face-down up the wedge (so that my head was at it’s highest point) the bounce-back jostled me too much every time my partner thrusted.
This product would be great for: a long weekend away! It’s pretty flat before it’s inflated so you could bring it with you, blow it up once you get to your destination, play with it throughout your stay, and then consider ditching it before you return.
I had a bouncy fun time on the Inflatable Position Master, I’ll give it a 7 out of 10:
Hey!
Do you remember last week?
When I posted about a CBW contest?
Let me refresh your memory:
As you may have noticed, The S Spot is approaching it’s 200th Cockblogging Wednesday!
Dude! That’s crazy!!
And because we think that’s so cool,
but especially because our friends at Eden Fantasys also agree with us that it’s pretty freaking cool,
we’re doing a contest!!
How would you like to be the proud owner of one of the most highly rated male masturbation enhancers on the planet?
How about, not only a Fleshlight, but a Fleshlight that fucking vibrates!
Wouldn’t that be kinda neat?
Well we sure thought so – which is why the Vibro Lady Touch Fleshlight is up for grabs!
To enter, you just have to send in your snazziest CBW photo ever
(photographed members MUST belong to someone 18 yrs of age or older)
before midnight on the 21st of September.
(Please note that there is no region restriction on this contest – you lucky dogs!)
Right
Now, on to this week’s CBW post.
One thing I enjoy at the end of a long day is reading in bed for a bit before I go to sleep.
Looks like this week’s submitter does too…
or at least it seems that way, until you clickthrough!
 “Here’s a pic I took for a gal I knew. What chu think, dear?”
And by “dear” I think he is opening this question up to all takers – any answers?
“Dear Shay, i’ve got a quick n short question for you
i’ve been in a relationship for more than a year now, and we’re, of course, sexually active since the begining of our relationship
we have sex 3 to 4 times a week, and since then, i’ve never masturbated: i don’t see the need, and the quality of the orgasm that i can get masturbating is not even close to the one that sex delivers. Of course, i’m not counting when she masturbates me)
the problem is this: since last week, first her and now me got the flu, and i think i’ll arrive at the 2 weeks without sex mark easiyly. Do i wait until we’re both healthy again? do i venture on masturbating on my own? can you give me any tips on either improving my mastubation, or ease the wait until i can do it again?“
O.o
As I’m sure many of my single readers (or those who are in long distance relationships) can attest, it’s not like 2 weeks without sex is going to kill you. In fact, it might make it that much sweeter when you two do feel well enough to have sex again. So I’m not sure why this is such a big deal.
But hey, maybe I’m jaded?
Personally, unless you’re really really sick, I don’t see why recovering from the flu should get in the way of having sex. You’re already bundled up in bed and, unless you’re vomiting/running a high fever/super achy, you two might enjoy a little tender sick-sex. It boosts your immune systems and the shot of endorphins is great when you’re not feeling so hot. Besides, if you’re too sick to have sex, you’re probably too sick to jerk off too.
But hey, maybe I’m just a crazy person and maybe your partner is too shy to let you see her when she’s sick and lounging around in her pajama pants and a hoodie.
I’m sure one or two guys might disagree with me, but in general, masturbating is not going to feel as good as when your partner either has sex with you or does it for you, it’s just not. I’m sure you’ve perfected your technique as best as you can over years of practice; so I’m not sure what I can suggest for “improving your masturbation”… um… use lube? Get a masturbation sleeve? Perhaps some of my other readers may have some other tips?
I hope this helps. :)
I love novelty condoms, especially clever ones.
When I used to live in the Caribbean, the gift shops all used to sell condoms with a picture of two turtles (or other marine life) mounting each other, with text that read: Soon Come.
I always thought these were so funny because “soon come” is a Caribbean expression that means anything from “coming soon” to “I’ll be there soon” to “I’m coming” – but there’s also obvious sexual innuendo there as well.
The following novelty condoms aren’t real – but they should be!
Anyone familiar with MarioKart will recognize that this condom must have some POWERFUL spermicides on it
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Translation: "I will not be your father!"
 This guy made a whole set of mock Nintendo condom packs!
check it out
ALSO
It’s dangerous to have sex without a condom ^_~
We’re taking a little break here on our road to the 200th ClockbBlogging Wednesday post
because I just like to mix things up when I can with a cuntblogging post.
^_^
 “I thought you might like a picture of a pussy. Im not sure how many you actualy get because women tend to be more shy. I like the way I look on all fours in pictures and guys tell me all the time that they like my butt. Enjoy!“
Somehow I’m not surprised to hear that guys like the way she looks on all fours!
^_~
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Oh wait!
While I have you here, there is something I’ve been meaning to tell you…
Let’s see…
It had something to do with the upcoming 200th CockBlogging post…
AND something to do with Eden Fantasys…
hmmm
Oh I REMEMBER NOW!
Eden Fantasys and I are running a contest!
Send in your CBW submission and you too while have a chance at winning a fabulous prize!
Aside from the honour of being selected for the 200th CBW post, you will also be awarded something special from the storehouses at Eden Fantasys.
What’s the item? Well, you’ll have to tune in next week to find out!
But I promise that it will be something awesome
^_~
“Dear and beloved Shay, I was chatting with some guys yesterday and they came out with a video of girls kicking each other in the vaginas. What surprised me was how bad the girls reacted to the kicking. They just got to the floor with the face like they were heavily in pain. Just like the same way we do when we’re kicked in the balls.
I didn’t know that a kick there would hurt that bad. And here it comes the question….why does it hurt that much?? I don’t know anything about the female anatomy and that was just too surprising to me, I thought the closest part of your body that’s remotely sensible as our balls were your inner genitalia, and well, that’s well protected. I can understand the vagina being a sensible zone but, to that extend?
Just in case, and since it’s the other way around for you I’ll describe the feelings from a male perspective (You probably heard this already =/ ): – When we are immediately hit “in the nuts”, we feel a sharp pain, kind of like when you got a cut. But that’s just the easy part, after that a strong and uncomfortable feeling of something trying to pull out the lower part of your stomach area assaults you, it is very intense and painful. Also, the balls are sensitive (the bad way) for a while. Does it feel like anything similar there?
And that’s it.
I hope you don’t mind this kind of question, as I feel you can do a better and more trustworthy search on the matter than myself.
From a male lurker with Love.“
Kicking each other in the vagina?! Oh god! Why are there so many stupid people doing stupid stuff and filming it?!
As a girl I once slipped on my bike and slammed my crotch into the crossbar of my bike and BOY DID IT HURT!!
Despite not having balls, we women do have a lot of nerves in our crotches as well; actually, if you have a look at this diagram here – a lot of our structures that can get hurt when a man gets whacked in the crotch are the same in women. The clitoris (a woman’s major nerve junction down there) also has branches that extend down, underneath the labia – and it would suck pretty hard to hurt that area as well.
In conclusion, a good knock to the crotch can bring most anyone to tears, regardless of gender. I think guys just make a bigger deal out of it because their balls seems so much more vulnerable – being so important for reproduction and just kinda hanging around out there and all, I can see how that might make you guys nervous.
I hope that answers your question! haha
clickthrough to see the hilarious animation
click to embiggen
WOW
Okay, just pretend that it’s still Wednesday.
Hump day
Laundry Day?
No Gym Day?
Dinner out Day?
What’s unique about Wednesday for you?
I know what the answer is for this week’s submitter!
This week it’s “appear on CBW day”
^_~
clickthrough!
“I saw that you were running really low on CBW pix and decided to shoot you my new and improved pic that came about after a naughty chat … Lol“
Well,
a winner had to be chosen out of all those fabulously sexy entries in the Sexy Summer Contest.
So my handy dandy random number generator and I sifted through all your little stories,
and picked SARA as our winner!
Her sexy story was:
“Maybe not so unusual, but I got off in my dormroom, with the blinds open. My roommate and her S.O were sleeping in the bed across the room and I couldn’t help it. I came in really really horny and since they were asleep I rubbed myself off, After hastily and quietly cleaning up, I rolled over to sleep. About 20 minutes later I heard them going at it too. I don’t know if I woke them up or if they just woke up, but I went to sleep listening to their moans.“
Sara picked the C-spot Vibe as her prize from the good people at GoodVibes,
we hope she enjoys it!
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“Hey Shay! the wife and I are long time followers of the blog and big fans of your writing! All the time I see men posted with their bits on display and my wife says what better for a contest for toys than a man who is ‘cut-off,’ in a sense!“
