Shay-Claus is teaming up with the people over Eden Fantasys
to bring the sexy to your sexmas!
What am I talking about?
Why a Merry Holiday Contest of course!!
Complete with prizes that will for sure jingle your bells and innuendo any other holiday references you can think of!
Prizes like what?
Good [...]
Well, the temperature is dropping into the below zero ranges
(if you’re American, to understand what I mean, just make up some number around 30 or whatever and picture that as a temperature)
Which means that it’s time to unpack the scarfs and mittens and toques!
Though maybe you’d like to see how Dick [...]
Is that a banana in your vag or are you just… oh it is?
Well carry on then!
The Sex A-Peel Vibrator that my friends at Babeland sent me is about the size and shape of a real banana – well, a pink one. The banana part is made of silicone and comes with a [...]
Crazy, it’s like they read my post about how the Porn industry is in a unique position to promote safer-sex…
and then kinda half-ass it – but STILL some effort is better than no effort!
Actually, I kinda take back the half-ass part, I really like that they brought up how porn actors are tested [...]
Another lovely reader has come to rescue CBW with a submission,
CBW is safe for another week!
“Gday Shay, I don’t usually have problems with awkward hard ons during the day but at night! Picture it. You’re in bed trying to get a some sleep and about 3AM you get a boner that [...]
Apropos of yesterday’s post, my friend Prospero spotted this comic:
(SMBC!)
“Of course, everyone… or mostly everyone, knows that guys can get boners at the oddest times. Sometimes it’s merely a stray thought, other times, it’s nothing at all, and suddenly there’s a boner to worry about, often in a public place.
Guys have to worry about that on occasion, but do girls have anything that compares? [...]
Five Internet points to the first person to identify the plant this week’s submitter is hiding behind.
And a 100 Internet points to the first person who figures out how it (VERY abstractly) relates to the lecture slides I was just making about audition.
^_~
ALSO
Eleventy Hundred points to anyone else who sends me [...]
“Hello there,
Like a lot of men, and an increasing number of women, I like porn. Hentai is great, and so is the live action stuff. However, lately I find myself being more responsible for what I consume. I don’t spend any money, but a page view still generates advertising revenue, which means now [...]
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