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Cockblogging Wednesday 197 + A Contest!

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Hey!

Do you remember last week?
When I posted about a CBW contest?
Let me refresh your memory:

As you may have noticed, The S Spot is approaching it’s 200th Cockblogging Wednesday!
Dude! That’s crazy!!

And because we think that’s so cool,
but especially because our friends at Eden Fantasys also agree with us that it’s pretty freaking cool,
we’re doing a contest!!

How would you like to be the proud owner of one of the most highly rated male masturbation enhancers on the planet?
How about, not only a Fleshlight, but a Fleshlight that fucking vibrates!
Wouldn’t that be kinda neat?
Well we sure thought so – which is why the Vibro Lady Touch Fleshlight is up for grabs!

To enter, you just have to send in your snazziest CBW photo ever
(photographed members MUST belong to someone 18 yrs of age or older)
before midnight on the 21st of September.
(Please note that there is no region restriction on this contest – you lucky dogs!)

Right

Now, on to this week’s CBW post.

One thing I enjoy at the end of a long day is reading in bed for a bit before I go to sleep.
Looks like this week’s submitter does too…
or at least it seems that way, until you clickthrough!

“Here’s a pic I took for a gal I knew. What chu think, dear?”
And by “dear” I think he is opening this question up to all takers – any answers?

Too Sick for Sex?

“Dear Shay, i’ve got a quick n short question for you
i’ve been in a relationship for more than a year now, and we’re, of course, sexually active since the begining of our relationship
we have sex 3 to 4 times a week, and since then, i’ve never masturbated: i don’t see the need, and the quality of the orgasm that i can get masturbating is not even close to the one that sex delivers. Of course, i’m not counting when she masturbates me)
the problem is this: since last week, first her and now me got the flu, and i think i’ll arrive at the 2 weeks without sex mark easiyly. Do i wait until we’re both healthy again? do i venture on masturbating on my own? can you give me any tips on either improving my mastubation, or ease the wait until i can do it again?“

O.o
As I’m sure many of my single readers (or those who are in long distance relationships) can attest, it’s not like 2 weeks without sex is going to kill you. In fact, it might make it that much sweeter when you two do feel well enough to have sex again. So I’m not sure why this is such a big deal.

But hey, maybe I’m jaded?

Personally, unless you’re really really sick, I don’t see why recovering from the flu should get in the way of having sex. You’re already bundled up in bed and, unless you’re vomiting/running a high fever/super achy, you two might enjoy a little tender sick-sex. It boosts your immune systems and the shot of endorphins is great when you’re not feeling so hot. Besides, if you’re too sick to have sex, you’re probably too sick to jerk off too.

But hey, maybe I’m just a crazy person and maybe your partner is too shy to let you see her when she’s sick and lounging around in her pajama pants and a hoodie.

I’m sure one or two guys might disagree with me, but in general, masturbating is not going to feel as good as when your partner either has sex with you or does it for you, it’s just not. I’m sure you’ve perfected your technique as best as you can over years of practice; so I’m not sure what I can suggest for “improving your masturbation”… um… use lube? Get a masturbation sleeve? Perhaps some of my other readers may have some other tips?

I hope this helps. :)

Wacky Wrappers

I love novelty condoms, especially clever ones.

When I used to live in the Caribbean, the gift shops all used to sell condoms with a picture of two turtles (or other marine life) mounting each other, with text that read: Soon Come.
I always thought these were so funny because “soon come” is a Caribbean expression that means anything from “coming soon” to “I’ll be there soon” to “I’m coming” – but there’s also obvious sexual innuendo there as well.

The following novelty condoms aren’t real – but they should be!

Anyone familiar with MarioKart will recognize that this condom must have some POWERFUL spermicides on it

Translation: "I will not be your father!"

This guy made a whole set of mock Nintendo condom packs!
check it out

ALSO
It’s dangerous to have sex without a condom ^_~

Cuntblogging Wednesday 53

We’re taking a little break here on our road to the 200th ClockbBlogging Wednesday post
because I just like to mix things up when I can with a cuntblogging post.
^_^

“I thought you might like a picture of a pussy. Im not sure how many you actualy get because women tend to be more shy. I like the way I look on all fours in pictures and guys tell me all the time that they like my butt. Enjoy!“

Somehow I’m not surprised to hear that guys like the way she looks on all fours!
^_~

~*~
Oh wait!

While I have you here, there is something I’ve been meaning to tell you…
Let’s see…
It had something to do with the upcoming 200th CockBlogging post…
AND something to do with Eden Fantasys…
hmmm

Oh I REMEMBER NOW!

Eden Fantasys and I are running a contest!

Send in your CBW submission and you too while have a chance at winning a fabulous prize!

Aside from the honour of being selected for the 200th CBW post, you will also be awarded something special from the storehouses at Eden Fantasys.
What’s the item? Well, you’ll have to tune in next week to find out!
But I promise that it will be something awesome
^_~

No One Likes a Knock in the Junk

“Dear and beloved Shay, I was chatting with some guys yesterday and they came out with a video of girls kicking each other in the vaginas. What surprised me was how bad the girls reacted to the kicking. They just got to the floor with the face like they were heavily in pain. Just like the same way we do when we’re kicked in the balls.

I didn’t know that a kick there would hurt that bad. And here it comes the question….why does it hurt that much?? I don’t know anything about the female anatomy and that was just too surprising to me, I thought the closest part of your body that’s remotely sensible as our balls were your inner genitalia, and well, that’s well protected. I can understand the vagina being a sensible zone but, to that extend?

Just in case, and since it’s the other way around for you I’ll describe the feelings from a male perspective (You probably heard this already =/ ): – When we are immediately hit “in the nuts”, we feel a sharp pain, kind of like when you got a cut. But that’s just the easy part, after that a strong and uncomfortable feeling of something trying to pull out the lower part of your stomach area assaults you, it is very intense and painful. Also, the balls are sensitive (the bad way) for a while. Does it feel like anything similar there?

And that’s it.

I hope you don’t mind this kind of question, as I feel you can do a better and more trustworthy search on the matter than myself.

From a male lurker with Love.“

Kicking each other in the vagina?! Oh god! Why are there so many stupid people doing stupid stuff and filming it?!

As a girl I once slipped on my bike and slammed my crotch into the crossbar of my bike and BOY DID IT HURT!!

Despite not having balls, we women do have a lot of nerves in our crotches as well; actually, if you have a look at this diagram here – a lot of our structures that can get hurt when a man gets whacked in the crotch are the same in women. The clitoris (a woman’s major nerve junction down there) also has branches that extend down, underneath the labia – and it would suck pretty hard to hurt that area as well.

In conclusion, a good knock to the crotch can bring most anyone to tears, regardless of gender. I think guys just make a bigger deal out of it because their balls seems so much more vulnerable – being so important for reproduction and just kinda hanging around out there and all, I can see how that might make you guys nervous.

I hope that answers your question! haha

clickthrough to see the hilarious animation

Sex Toy Stats

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Cockblogging Wednesday 196

WOW
Okay, just pretend that it’s still Wednesday.

Hump day
Laundry Day?
No Gym Day?
Dinner out Day?

What’s unique about Wednesday for you?

I know what the answer is for this week’s submitter!
This week it’s “appear on CBW day”
^_~

clickthrough!

“I saw that you were running really low on CBW pix and decided to shoot you my new and improved pic that came about after a naughty chat … Lol“

Sexy Summer Contest Winner

Well,
a winner had to be chosen out of all those fabulously sexy entries in the Sexy Summer Contest.

So my handy dandy random number generator and I sifted through all your little stories,
and picked SARA as our winner!

Her sexy story was:
“Maybe not so unusual, but I got off in my dormroom, with the blinds open. My roommate and her S.O were sleeping in the bed across the room and I couldn’t help it. I came in really really horny and since they were asleep I rubbed myself off, After hastily and quietly cleaning up, I rolled over to sleep. About 20 minutes later I heard them going at it too. I don’t know if I woke them up or if they just woke up, but I went to sleep listening to their moans.“

Sara picked the C-spot Vibe as her prize from the good people at GoodVibes,
we hope she enjoys it!

Diary of a Futa (part 13)

Hello!
Are you surprised to see another section up so soon?
Pleasantly surprised I hope.
^_~

Once again I really suggest that you skip on back to the previous section (part 12) so that you know what is going on.
In fact, you might want to read part 10 if you’d like to follow this section of the plot from the beginning or just refresh your memory.

If you have no idea what I’m talking about, you might want to go all the way back to read some of the older entries.

Once you’re ready,
read on!

As usual I welcome any comments below.

^_^

…

Dinner was not as awkward as I was worried it was going to be. Eric was cool and fun to talk to: he regaled us with hilarious stories about his co-workers, asked us about school, and told us about the work he was going to be doing in Europe.

Laura and I had both put on a pair of tight jean shorts, in an attempt to control any awkward erections that might… spring up. Awkward erections are that much more awkward when your sex isn’t supposed to have erections at all!

By 1 am we were all yawning into our after-dinner drinks and decided to wrap things up for the night. Eric and Marny were still pretty wiped from traveling and Laura and I had exhausted ourselves fucking on the back porch earlier (not that we mentioned this to Eric or Marny). Before long we were each snuggled into our respective beds in our respective rooms.

Originally Marny, Laura, and I had all intended to share the king-sized bed in the master bedroom, but, since that was technically Eric’s room and since he didn’t know about us, we figured we’d better split up into the other three bedrooms.

I was just dozing off when I heard a small noise: my door opened and closed quietly as someone snuck into my room.

“I can’t sleep” whispered Marny in the dark.

I shifted to make room for her in the bed and she crawled in next to me. “Are you worried because Eric showed up?”

“No”

“Is your headache still bothering you?”

“No”

“What is it then?”

Marny shifted closer and pressed her bare and quite damp pussy against my thigh, “I’m too horny to sleep!”
Instantly I felt my girl-cock stir, Marny reached over and started to play with my breasts as she continued to grind her pussy on my thigh, pinching my nipples every so often.

“I heard you and Laura on the back porch; I woke up when you two were just finishing. I started to finger myself, but then my cousin arrived and I didn’t get to finish.”

I felt like I could hear her pouting in the dark. As she spoke she had moved from pinching my breasts to sliding her hand down my body until she was gripping my cock, which was getting harder by the milisecond. To punctuate her point, she slid her hand farther still and dipped three fingers into my equally excessively eager pussy, making me gasp and arch my back.

“Maybe I should just leave you like this now, so you’ll see what it’s like,” she said, trying to sound menacing, but I could still hear the teasing lust in her voice. “I could barely concentrate all night,” she continued, ” I just kept thinking about how hard I would have been fucked before bed if Eric wasn’t here.”

“Well,” I said, “Eric isn’t here now. So stop being such a pouter and spread your legs.” We threw the blankets back and Marny climbed on top of me. I was fully hard now and held the base of my shaft steady with one hand while Marny slowly lowered her pussy towards my girl-cock head.

She gasped quickly as I started to penetrate her, I could feel her pussy stretching open for me in the dark while she slowly slid down my shaft. I desperately wanted to just grab her hips and slam my girl-cock deep inside, but I forced myself to let her chose the pace.

“Have I told you and Laura that you two are the biggest I’ve ever had?” She leaned forward, smooshing our breasts together, to whisper in my ear. I laughed “only at the top of your lungs every time we’ve fucked together.”

She giggled and then lowered herself the rest of the way onto my girl-cock. Unlike Laura, who liked to tease herself by slowly impaling herself on my shaft, Marny had a greedy pussy – in one movement she slid all the way down, plunging my girl-cock deep into her pussy and turning my giggle into a groan.

“We should try to be quiet,” she whispered, “I don’t know how well sound carries in this place.”

I nodded in agreement, moaning softly as she slid up and down my shaft. Every time she reached the bottom, I would get an extra thrill as her body also pressed against my pussy – it was really hard to keep quiet.

We stayed fucking like that for a while; Marny bouncing up and down, both of us panting and aching for release. Then, leaning backward, Marny reached behind her and slid her fingers into my soaking wet pussy – my hips bucked and I groaned loudly. Marny shushed me and murmured in my ear “your pussy is just as greedy as mind, do you have anything we could stuff in there?”

But before I could answer, we heard a floorboard creak outside my room.

…

Cockblogging Wednesday 195

It’s a didgeridoo!!!

This week’s submitter included a great story, so I’ll just leave it to him to entertain you below.

clickthrough!

“Gday From downunder Shay,

You said that you’re running low on submissions again. I’ve looked and can’t remember seeing any Aussies before. Unfortunately I haven’t had a chance to check all 193 of the earlier submissions.

I put the idea to my lady and she said she was willing to ‘share’ so we got going with the camera. Here’s the results.

It’s a pity your Sexy Summer Contest excludes us because I’m sure we’ve got a couple of winning stories. We’ve decided to share one of them anyway.

Several times we would head out into the Australian bush for a truly natural experience. Another time we made love on the balcony of a hotel one hot summer night in Rethymnon, Crete while our three children slept in the room inside. When we were younger and more agile we even managed it in the back seat of a Mini Minor! [Mr Bean's car]
And they said it couldn’t be done… “

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