Shay-Claus is teaming up with the people over Eden Fantasys
to bring the sexy to your sexmas!
What am I talking about?
Why a Merry Holiday Contest of course!!
Complete with prizes that will for sure jingle your bells and innuendo any other holiday references you can think of!
Prizes like what?
Well, the temperature is dropping into the below zero ranges
(if you’re American, to understand what I mean, just make up some number around 30 or whatever and picture that as a temperature)
Which means that it’s time to unpack the scarfs and mittens and toques!
Though maybe you’d like to see how Dick [...]
Is that a banana in your vag or are you just… oh it is?
Well carry on then!
The Sex A-Peel Vibrator that my friends at Babeland sent me is about the size and shape of a real banana – well, a pink one. The banana part is made of silicone and comes with a [...]
Crazy, it’s like they read my post about how the Porn industry is in a unique position to promote safer-sex…
and then kinda half-ass it – but STILL some effort is better than no effort!
Actually, I kinda take back the half-ass part, I really like that they brought up how porn actors are tested [...]
Another lovely reader has come to rescue CBW with a submission,
CBW is safe for another week!
“Gday Shay, I don’t usually have problems with awkward hard ons during the day but at night! Picture it. You’re in bed trying to get a some sleep and about 3AM you get a boner that [...]
Apropos of yesterday’s post, my friend Prospero spotted this comic:
“Of course, everyone… or mostly everyone, knows that guys can get boners at the oddest times. Sometimes it’s merely a stray thought, other times, it’s nothing at all, and suddenly there’s a boner to worry about, often in a public place.
Guys have to worry about that on occasion, but do girls have anything that compares? [...]
Five Internet points to the first person to identify the plant this week’s submitter is hiding behind.
And a 100 Internet points to the first person who figures out how it (VERY abstractly) relates to the lecture slides I was just making about audition.
Eleventy Hundred points to anyone else who sends me [...]
Like a lot of men, and an increasing number of women, I like porn. Hentai is great, and so is the live action stuff. However, lately I find myself being more responsible for what I consume. I don’t spend any money, but a page view still generates advertising revenue, which means now [...]
Check out my Video Review of the Ilo Vibe from Eden Fantasys:
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