“I’m not what you call an “expert” in sex, but what has been terrifying me for some time now is an interesting story I’ve heard from a friend. The story goes that, ‘a guy is receiving a blow job from a girlfriend. The problem is, she blows into the penis instead of sucking on it due to her novice sexual knowledge.’ The story eventually ends with the guy losing both of his testicles from the air blown into them. Is this true, or an ‘urban legend?‘”
LOL this question reminds me of this post.
haha Don’t worry, your balls are safe from inexperienced blowjob givers.
For air to actually get any distance up your penis, it would take someone who can blow with the force of a compressed air tank, which is extremely unlikely – unless you’re dating a superhero.
Even if you did let someone squirt some compressed air into your urethra (which I DO NOT recommend), the way your plumbing is set up, you’re most likely going get air inside your bladder, not in your balls.
The story you heard is just an urban legend meant to prey upon people’s fears about being inexperienced and especially upon men’s pervasive obsession and worries about their junk.
^_~
+1 to everything Shay said.
I have some horror stories of other things that can fill up the scrotum during bad physical trauma or devastating disease ….
But NOT sex.
And so I won’t make all the guys wince by going into details ;-)
I heard one when I was at school of the girl that though all you did have to do was blow on it. :-P Great stuff, and keep it up.
Blowing into a penis causing the testicles to blow up like balloons? It’s like something you’d see in a cartoon. It’s almost funny.
Gad – haha yes, thanks for sparing us your graphic tales of testicle malfunction. ^_~
CelebSplat – haha you should check out the post I linked to near the top where we talked about sex misconceptions from when we were younger. ^_~
Anon – I know, right! I didn’t realize people thought that could actually happen.
Don’t we all love that kind of strange urban myths.
btw it should be ‘prey’ not ‘pray’ in the last paragraph.
Castration through super-heroine wind-blowing abilities? A girl can wish, right?
-Heather