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“All this shit they’re constantly trying to shove up us, clean us up — stuff us up, make it go away. Well, my vagina’s not going away. It’s pissed off and it’s staying right here. Like tampons — what the hell is that? A wad of dry fucking cotton stuffed up there. Why can’t they find a way to subtly lubricate the tampon? As soon as my vagina sees it, it goes into shock. It says forget it. It closes up. You need to work with the vagina, introduce it to things, prepare the way. That’s what foreplay’s all about. You got to convince my vagina, seduce my vagina, engage my vagina’s trust.
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Vagina’s supposed to be loose and wide, not held together. That’s why girdles are so bad. We need to move and spread and talk and talk. Vaginas need comfort. Make something like that. Something to give them pleasure. No, of course they won’t do that. Hate to see a woman having pleasure, particularly sexual pleasure. I mean make a nice pair of soft cotton underwear with a French tickler built in. Women would be coming all day long, coming in the supermarket, coming on the subway, coming happy vaginas. They wouldn’t be able to stand it. Seeing all those energized, not taking shit, hot happy vaginas.“
“My Angry Vagina” of the Vagina Monologues
Can I touch you there! :)
As a man I see this particular part of the Vagina Monologues as being really pissy. Particularly the part about coming all day. What’s the deal with that? If they tried to make boxers with a fleshlight built in for our pleasure people would think of us as perverts. I mean, there’s a time and place for sexual pleasure, and the supermarket and subway are not it.
damn
i am all with her till she said folks were against vaginas
vaginas are good people
i love vaginas
vaginas rule
vagina is an ugly assed word tho.
but a beautiful opening.
js
Just so ya know, I didn’t add the angry vagina stuff! My v is a very happy little girl! ;)
Sweet.
I’d love to touch your vagina.
I am amazed by the differences between each woman’s vagina. All as unique as the woman herself…