I was chatting with squiffy the other day, telling him about a strange dream that I had had the night before. Once it was told, he demanded that I share it with the rest of you, so you have him to thank for this post. ^_~
none: really? what was your dream?
me: I was in my bedroom in my apartment here, fooling around with an ex boyfriend (who I saw for the first time in years when I was on my recent vacation this summer).
Things were getting hot and I convinced him to have sex with me.
none: you had to convince him?
me: Well, we have been broken up for a few years and have each been with other people since… then again he did say, and I quote, “I’d still hit it” when I saw him last. So…? Maybe it was one of those dream things.
me: So anyway, pieces of clothing are pulled down and I get him to put it in, but then I can’t feel anything! I keep moving around, trying to shove him in deeper, but nothing!
none: get out!
me: I know! So to try and salvage the experience, I ask him to grab a vibe from my bedside table. But he doesn’t grab one from the drawer, he picks up this weird looking one from on top of the table.
It’s as big around as a coffee mug and bright pink. The top half is kinda squishy looking and pointy, with rotating beads inside.
none: that’s kinda hot…
me: So he picked up this big weird vibe and starts using it on me – but it’s like he doesn’t really know what he’s doing! He’s pressing it on my thigh and I’m just looking at him like he’s crazy and wondering what the fuck is going on. I got so ticked off that I ended up waking up.
none: What?! Too funny!!
When I woke up I felt kinda guilty for dreaming about having sex with that ex, even if it wasn’t any good. Maybe my subconscious is trying to confirm that I’m better off not having him in my bed. What do you think?
Anyone else ever had crazy sex dreams like that?