Toy Review - Lindsay the Sex Doll

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When my friend at The Adult Toy Shoppe asked me to pick something to review from his site, I half jokingly told him to send me a sex doll, since I’ve never really seen one in person and I thought it would be hilarious/awesome.  Turns out he thought it would be pretty cool too, because he decided to send me Lindsay the “Fully Loaded” Love Doll.

As you can see from the photo, when we pulled Lindsay out of the box we found that the actual doll doesn’t look quite like the picture on the box – but that’s pretty much to be expected from this kind of product.

Since I don’t have a hand pump, we had to blow her up by mouth – her valve has a auto stopper which is good because it means that you won’t lose the air you’ve just blown in, but bad because you have to squeeze the valve to get air in and the air flows in more slowly – which is a pain.  But in the end, she didn’t take too long to blow up (not nearly as bad as the bondage chair).

Once we had her blown up, we were a little more impressed with her.  She’s around 5 feet tall (I was just a few inches taller) and has three orifices that we proceeded to inspect.  All three orifices are pretty much untextured plastic sleeves bonded to the openings at the mouth, vag, and ass, and fixed inside.  I expected the sleeves to be kinda loose and lame, but once she was full of air, the air pressure made the “love tubes” pretty tight and actually more vagina-like than a lot of masturbation sleeves.

So, with the doll blown up and inspected, all that was left was for my strapping assistant to take her for a “test drive”.

What We Liked: He was very impressed with the feel of the sleeve; he’s tested some masturbation sleeves for me before and he said that he was surprised by how much better the doll was in a lot of ways.   We were also pleasantly surprised by how easy it was to clean her out when we were done; just deflate her a bit and run the orifice you used under the tap (we used a water-based lube and he didn’t finish inside her – all for easier clean up).

What We Didn’t Like: The seam around the edge of the opening wasn’t sharp, but it wasn’t smooth either – so he reported that it wasn’t quite irritating, but definitely detracted from the experience.  Also, the one way that the doll couldn’t beat a masturbation sleeve was because you couldn’t tighten the doll like you can tighten your grip on a sleeve (at least, not without stopping to inflate her a little more).  I guess the main disadvantage of any blow up sex doll is that you either have to have room to store it inflated or re-inflate it any time you want to use it and deflate it when you’re done, which could be tedious.

This Toy Would be Great for:  anyone looking for something a little different in the way of masturbation sleeves, especially if you have room to stash the doll in a closet or under your bed.  This could also be a funny way to play around with the idea of having a threesome if you’re in a couple.   Or you could bring it to an orgy – she’s a little small, so you might get a little closer to your guy friends than you normally like – but you can totally DP or even TP (Triple Penetrate) her and she won’t mind one little bit.

Fully Loaded Lindsay speeds her way to a 7 out of 10 for feel, but loses a point of lack of convenience for use – leaving her with a 6 out of 10 overall: