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You guessed it!
By popular demand, it’s time for another round of everyone’s favourite blog-game: Show and Tell!
For those of you not familiar with this game, this is how we play:
First I SHOW you an interesting picture that I found while exploring the internets:
And then you TELL me what the character(s) are thinking and/or saying!
Ready?
GO!
i told him i wanted some special sauce… maybe i should have told him it was for my salad…
Whoops! I guess I shouldn’t have held that mayonnaise bottle so firmly …
xx Dee
Um…you know, you might want to go get that checked out. I could be wrong, but I’m prettty sure you’re not supposed to shoot out cobwebs when you do that…
I said obentou…o-ben-to-u….That’s not bukkake…
See, they are even spelt differently…bu-ka-ke!
gross…Now i have to eat it…
Voice from off screen “Oooopps. My Bad!”
I knew I should have listened when they said this dinner and show had a splash zone.
Huh, so that’s where the creme filling went.
That’s not soy sauce… but hey, it still tastes pretty good with wasabi…
Asshole! What a crappy boss you are. I hope you know that I’m expensing $9.95 for this.
And on her first day, the new intern at Vivid Video studios learns why everyone else waits until after the money shot to start lunch.
Oh Joey, sweet, eager Joey, I know you like me a lot a lot really a lot, but couldn’t you wait until after school?
What? The waiter was soooooo handsome. I bet you would have done the same.
I know I ordered the special dressing, but wasn’t the waiter supposed to jerk off on the salad?
(lick, lick, lick) “One”, (lick, lick, lick) “Two” (lick, lick…)”pop already, awww man!” Now I’ll never know how many licks it takes to get to the center of the tootsie roll pop.
Uh, I said ranch not caesar.
I wanted a semen salad, I just wanted more semen on it.
“Oh no you DI’NT!”
besides that – who was the winner from the last one?
My oh my, he came a lot !!!
“No. My car is fine. In fact, it’s brand new. I said “‘I blew a seal.’
“Oh, and his friend the walrus, too. We had just finished a whole bottle of Saki”
Stephanie will never order eggroll surprise again
“Reshoot of Cameron Diaz shot from There’s Something About Mary–Take 2!”
“i said coleslaw, not Cole’s Slaw…”
Unlike the now-famous “squirting flower” gag, ACME’s “bukkake salad” item never quite caught on…
Honey, I wasn’t ready for dessert yet!
Anybody got a Wet-nap?
OMG! your twinkie just exploded!
“Check please…”
“Really, Giuseppe. When I said I wanted Creamy Italian on my salad, I actually meant the salad dressing.”
Spiderpig, Spiderpig, does whatever a Spiderpig does….
Guy: “I’ve just made this date really awkward haven’t I?”
OR
Guy: “So MYSTERY said guys can pick up hot women by doing something interesting that makes a strong impression– how’d I do?”
“i guess i don’t need to buy conditioner.”
or
“at least he missed my eye.”