You know what I love?
When a sex toy company not only decides to cash in on a fad, but decides to go balls to the wall with it.
The Alien Fleshlight my friends
I didn’t think such a thing was possible,
and now I really wish I had a dick to try it out with!
I love love love that they are pairing it with the This Ain’t Avatar XXX DVD too.
If any of my male readers get one – PLEASE send me an e-mail and tell me what’s it’s like!!
I mean sure it just looks like a vag with two clits – but it’s blue!
and has a custom interior – and it’s blue!
I really like that shade of blue.
That is all