I have seen maybe one and a half full episodes of the sitcom Big Bang Theory, which I think makes me just qualified enough to review a pornographic parody of the show. ^_~
I think these parodies are a hilariously great concept – remember what I said about how hentai lets anime fans see their fave [...]
Why Strawberries this week?
Well, they were on sale this week so I got a basket – turns out I had forgotten how good fresh strawberries are!
I had to buy another basket last night on the way home from the gym.
^_~
Aside from being yummy, strawberries are supposed to be this sexy/romantic fruit [...]
“Hey, Shay, long time reader, first time desperate advice seeker.
At the tender age of 25, I just figured out how to make myself orgasm. As I’ve been a pretty sexually active girl who *thought* she knew her own body for the past 12 years, it came as quite a shock. The worst part [...]
srsly though
You def do want to be careful when hanging a new sex swing
P.S. you def do want a sex swing – they are SO comfy, even if you mostly use to as a reading spot
^_~
It’s Earth Day!
A day to raise awareness about how we can all do our part (even in small ways) to help preserve our planet and live healthier every day.
Here are a few tips to help make your sex life a little greener:
1. Turn out the lights. Even if you [...]
Wooooooow
You know that thing that happens where you forget what day of the week it is?
That totally happened to me and I forgot about CBW!!!
To make up for my silliness,
you get a cunt instead of a cock today!
Just to change things up a little.
^_~
Clickthrough!
“The thought of making a [...]
WHOA!
It’s been FOREVER since we last played the caption game!!
And last time you even did fairly well, a few of a faves were:
“male: I may not be going at the speed of light, but I’m pretty sure I just stretched your space.“
“Hmmm. You’re right. Practical fluid dynamics is [...]
Congress Announces Plan To Hide Nation’s Porn From Future Generations
No need to worry about April Showers with THIS many umbrellas to protect you!
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“Hi! Here is my entry. love the futa stories! =)“
“I’ve seen plenty of hentai and futa mangas, and I’m wondering if “pre-cum juices” are even real. Because if they are, I have never experienced it.(and I’m kinda worried)“
Pre-cum is a real thing – it’s a clear viscous fluid that leaks (instead of being propelled like ejaculate) out of a guy’s penis when he’s turned [...]