I fully blame JeN for this post.
You may not know this, but I am a huge Sci Fi fan.
And one of the movie sextrilogies that I have enjoyed since I was a little kid is Star Wars.
Yes, I even saw the first one in theaters when it was first released – as a twinkle in my parents’ eyes. ^_~
So, being a nerd and perve and being on this train of thought (because of JeN) I decided to look up StarWars lines that could be taken in other ways than the ones in which they were originally intended.
I think you know what is coming (heh cumming).
Brace yourself for Star Wars S Spot-ified!
Sounds like great advice for sex – feel don’t think, use your instincts – even though your brain should be tuned into the sex, it’s best not to be thinking too hard because you might get distracted.
“I will make it legal.” – Darth Sidious to Nute Gunray
“Just because there are two of you, do not assume you have the advantage.” Count Dooku
Sounds like this threesome is about to get a little more exciting…
“I will do what I must…” -Obi-Wan to Darth Vader before they duel
Obi-Wan must have read my post about teamwork…
“Execute Order Sixty-Six.” Emperor Palpatine to his Clone Troopers
Ah just more three orders to go and then we can have some fun ^_~
“Look at the size of that thing.” Wedge Antilles, when approaching the Death Star.
Heh, that’s what she said last night.
“You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought!” Princess Leia to Han Solo about the Millennium Falcon
“Get clear, Wedge; you can’t do any more good back there!” Luke Skywalker
“Get in there you big furry oaf! I don’t care what you smell!” Han Solo to Chewbacca as they jump into the garbage chute after rescuing Princess Leia.
“Stay on target!” -Gold Five
“Hello, what have we here?” -Lando Calrissian
Hmm maybe you should have Leia check it out…
“Impressive. Most impressive.” Darth Vader to Luke Skywalker
They must be in the Death Star locker room. ^_~