I got in trouble at my gym tonight – dress code violation.
Apparently my top is far too sexy and slutty for the gym and shows far too much skin. This is a problem because my naughty bare skin will touch the icky benches and do bad things to them? At least that’s what the employee told me – just maybe not using those words. ^_~
Tank tops that have a 2 inch shoulder strap are permitted, but my half inch style is forbidden – clearly that extra inch and a half is essential for holding in my girly sweat (to protect those big strong men) and for concealing my sexiness.
Fine gym staff I will wear a shirt that offers more coverage from now on, but be warned – I will be taking it off while I jog and the top I wear under is a little more revealing and your head just might explode.