I really am working on a very nice post, but I got very sidetracked today with marking exams and now I’ll be seeing the newest Harry Potter film tonight with friends.
Instead of a sexy post, I have this sweet little comic to offer you:
Some highlights from The List:
4. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.
7. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball. ["But he loves me... physically, all the time"]
10. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. “Polishing my wand” in the common room is not.
14. I will not start every Potions class by asking Professor Snape if today’s project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant.
36. I will not change the password to the prefects’ bath to “Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty”.
37. There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong.
40. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.
47. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.