Goodness, I am falling behind in my toy reviews!! I haven’t even finished the last parcel that lovedreamer sent!
But how can I resist? My beautiful Dildwood wooden dildo arrived in the post yesterday! Of course I wasn’t able to resist a little preliminary “testing”, but I will be playing with it more this weekend and will write a proper review soon. ^_^
I’m doubling up this weekend – I will also be testing out the other tea sent to me by Intimate Teas, Screaming O. This tea is “a premium blend of unique herbs made to 
increase sexual passion in both men and women. It is an aphrodisiac , sexual stimulant and it intensifies orgasms ! Buckle up and enjoy the ride !” I don’t have a lot of faith in herbal aphrodisiacs, but I will let you know how well this works.
If you feel that you just can’t wait for my review and want some right now, you can click HERE to order. But please, help a poor student out and fill in “SHAYS” when they ask about your “sales rep”. [Being a "sales rep" will not be influencing what I write about my experience with the teas - in case you were worried]
In the meantime, you can check out my archives for what I think about aphrodisiacs at this point by clicking HERE.
Well, since I tried fennugreek tea and it really does make me smell of maple I look forward to your review of Screaming O tea.
Take care, Shay,
figleaf
As you know Suze in looking for work at the moment so if you wanted to subcontract some of the toy testing … just a thought.
Alex
Oh my word. Shay, I learn so much from you. First Hentia, now wooden dildos. Can I admit I had no idea such a thing existed? But some of them do look heavenly…. Can’t wait to hear more details. Any personal recommondations for a better vibrator for me? I want a softer one this time…
Fig – thanks for stopping by! Well, if this tea works as well at the maple one, the other guests at the party I’ll be at tomorrow night will be in for a treat.
Alex – I know Sue would be a great tester! But, I’m actually not getting paid for these two reviews this weekend – a free sample is all the compensation I’m getting (which is still pretty exciting). ^_^ Wish Sue luck in her job hunt for me though!
BedRdancer – I suspected that wooden dildos exsisted but I wasn’t sure about the quality until I unwrapped this little gem! As for vibes, personally, my favorite vibe is my butterfly. It’s small and straps onto the outside of my body… uhmm… HERE this link will show you what one looks like (but I think the one I have is better than this one) : http://www.lovedreamer.com/main/sub//388775056/710376/863562252/98/71866310.html
Can I say I’d be worried about splinters. I know they’d be smooth and that’s silly, but I’d still worry. I mean I also worry sometimes that I’ll be walking down stairs and my foot will just break off at the ankle and I’ll just fall, horibly. You know, like Terminator II? So… that’s enough confession for tonight.
Does your butterfly have a wireless remote? I think that concept is SO cool.
That reinds me of something…
D.
With Suzanne’s libido as it is at the moment I think she’d pay you!
;-)
Alex
I looked at the site for the wooden dildo and they are gorgeous. I wouldn’t want to put it away.
Think anyone would snicker if I left one out as a decoration on the mantle?
AG – I don’t think so. The one I have is SO beautiful, you probably could pass it off as an ornament.