Since I’m having to borrow my roommate’s computer and feel guilty about using it to write a lengthy blog post,
AND
since I just happened to have put a lot of my hentai on a memory key before I went away,
this seems like a good time to play another round of SHOW and TELL!
since I just happened to have put a lot of my hentai on a memory key before I went away,
this seems like a good time to play another round of SHOW and TELL!
Last time, you guys did pretty well, but there were definitely a few captions that stood out like:
“Either you are going to have to start swallowing or else I recommend a pixie haircut. The cum is really gummed up in there!”
“I thought that much protein was supposed to be good for my split ends”
“Redhead: Like I said, they’re not your average exploding ninjas”
But let’s see how you do THIS time – dun dun dun!
Right, so for those of you new to the game, here is how we play.
First I SHOW you an interesting picture that I found while exploring the internets:
and then you TELL me what the character(s) are thinking and/or saying.
Feel free to get some friends together, send the link around, and let’s see who can top the rest!
Girl: I always thought you just left a quarter under the pillow!
Girl thinks to herself: I wonder when he’s going to freak out about the fact I am a futa…
Guy: Woah… why is your clitoris expanding? It’s nice and warm…
Girl: “I’d probably get more out of this if I didn’t have to groom his fur during!”
Girl: “No! Stop that! I told you I only wanted the capital letters!”
Wait I thought you said just a kiss
What shampoo does this guy use. I mean DAMN!
I didn’t know you were Gene Simmons without the makeup!
She: “But you couldn’t wait another week until the dentist removed your braces to get me that piercing, could you?!”
He: “Ah zed ahm soggy! Nah shuh ub an stob muhvin!”
Girl: “Not with the jalepeno! Not with the jalepeno!”
Girl: “I knew you were hungry but….Ah! This is just to much!”
Boy: “I knew you liked candy, but I didn’t know you were made of honey.”
When i said you need to practice your oral presentation, i didn’t mean this!
Woa! did you just eat anythig spicey!?!
AAHHH! Get rid of the gum before you start doing that! (girl)
Would you please remove your finger from my eye! (guy)
“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, ICHI!, DON’T MOVE AGAIN! YOU’RE BRACES ARE TRYING TO CUT IT OFF! I CAN REACH MY PHONE! I’M CALLING PARAMEDICS AND YOUR ORTHODONTIST!”
OW! DONT BITE IT~
Girl: It is so sexy that you woke me up by going down on me
Guy: Jenny?
Girl Who’s Jenny
Girl: What do you mean CRABS!!!
Girl: i want to cum in your hair
Guy: you’re not a futa…. are you? …
Honey, look!
The rug really DOES match the curtains!!
Girl: It’s new car smell.
Guy: I knew it!
girl: so thats! why they call you sucker!
Brittany thought the man at her door had a speech impediment, that is until she realized he really was offering Womb-service
Waking up to the surprise of her brother having his way, Holly regrets falling asleep naked after having a series powerful orgasms.
Girl: What the Fuck are You doing? ahhh, not right now!
Guy- so the gold it in here
Girl- y..yes just I bit deeper
“MUST…RESIST…PULLING HIS HAIR OUT”