I had a request to do one of the images I used in a post this week as a caption contest.
How can I refuse a request from one of my sweet readers?
Now, last time a few of you seemed to get distracted by what was going on in the image, but I still managed to find a few gems:
“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, ICHI!, DON’T MOVE AGAIN! YOUR BRACES ARE TRYING TO CUT IT OFF! I CAN REACH MY PHONE! I’M CALLING PARAMEDICS AND YOUR ORTHODONTIST!”
“When i said you need to practice your oral presentation, i didn’t mean this!”
“Not with the jalepeno! Not with the jalepeno!”
So let’s see what you can do with this image.
P.S.: for those of you new to the game, here is how we play.
First I SHOW you an interesting picture that I found while exploring the internets:
then you TELL me what the character(s) are thinking and/or saying.
Got your thinking cap on?
good
Go!
“This is what I do in my spare time. I’m more flexible than I look. You wanna try?”
“See…I told you the camera was on!”
So, this is the first time you’ve seen “2 Girls 1 Cup”?
“New Technology can be very Kaufman can’t it? Here is you and I looking at you and I, looking at you and I on Shay’s S-Spot”
No, really, it didn’t hurt a bit!
He then takes his big cock and places it deep in side my ass
I told you there was an X-rated version of Hello Kitty!
OR
Red-haired girl: I told you this would be fun!
Black-haired girl: That’s the last time I let you do my software shopping for me…
. . . and this is what it looks like when two people who are very close decide to jerk off in the same room!
And that’s what I’ll be doing to you tonight.
can you believe they pay me good to do that …..and its so much fun…
Never knew Mom was that limber, did you?
“That, dear, is what a penis looks like.”
“And this computer simulation will be what you’ll look like once we’re done with your DNA alteration surgery. Your sugar daddy picked one of our most expensive procedures”
“gasp OH MY GOD!!”
“Didn’t know that your master was into bunnies, did you?”
“You missed the target, but you made Mr. Wilson a very happy man.”
“And that’s the last of the oranges falling out of my ass. But it all tightened back up in an hour or so, and I finished paying for the implants and caught up payments on the SAAB.”
“And that’s how the cookie crumbles”
“… and since we live in Nevada you can also deduct your birth control and lube expenses if you claim to be a part time whore…”
And you said that you couldn’t put it there….
Oh my goodness! She’s using Windows Vista!!
(Sorry, wrong site, I know…)
THIS is where babies come from!
I promise you- people will be too distracted by my uniboob and electric purple slit to even notice you, let alone recognize you.
And it isn’t even erect yet!
Black Hair: I don’t think two girls are supposed to do that, at least not together.
Maroon Hair: Listen if you want to to get back at tim for having sex with me what better way than to have sex with me.
Black Hair-So this is what Chan wants to do with me?
Red Hair-Yes, and it is very, very fun.
Black Hair-okay I know that I am new to this, but isn’t he coming in the wrong place?
Black Hair
It’s not supposed to go there
Red Hair
It can
Black Hair
But if he puts it there he it could rip it
Red Hair
I know isn’t it exciting
Black Hair- OMG!! his thing is in her ….. and her tounge is in….. and there doing what now?
Red Hair: yep, want to try?
…so now all we need is 1 cup!
“see… told you i knew your mom.”
seee what happens when you watch to much sesame street….
holy crap!!! i thought this was mom and dads wedding tape!
o no! if this is my college acceptance tape then…
“Holy crap…s…since when did that video of me pleasuring myself get on the internet?”