I spotted this great article on the Onion the other day:
“As living embodiments of unrealistic male fantasies, porn stars, experts say, possess extraordinarily high libidos that cannot be satisfied by anything less than full-throttle, no-holes-barred banging. For these women, being such fantasy objects comes at a price: the near-impossibility of attaining the level of full-on pussy pounding they desire, even when lustily worked over by one or more trained professionals.“
Ahhh this explains a lot ^_~
I think I would be really nervous about dating a porn star if I were a guy!
I’m not sure how much of that is really true. If you read some of the more recent autobiographies out, most of these women describe their lives in the industry as a bit sad, and looked upon the sex simply as a means to a paycheck. They’re good actresses, as far as heightening (so to speak) male fantasies, but they didn’t get into porn because they had totally insatiable sex drives.
sorry Jim, I forgot to mention that the Onion is a fake newspaper – if you read the full article it becomes more apparent that this is a joke.
I’m actually surprised that the Onion has an article that graphic. I know they’re not shy to use “dirty” words, but that piece really pulled out all the stops!
And, is hilarious!
Eve
Man, full-throttle, no holes barred banging and they can’t be satisfied with anything less. HMMMMM, I think that I’m gonna have to tell Jenna and Asia that they are going to have to go one at a time instead of doing that threesome.
Haha, that’s an awesome post!
Loved the post.
I’d just like to know where you got the image you illustrated it with.
I would imagine that a porn star’s favorite sex would be in bed, missionary style, with the lights turned off. I’m mean, what a novelty!
Meh…
I think a porn starlet would actually appreciate a back rub, actual competent cunnilingus and equally competent kissing before sex, followed by cumming IN her and not ON her. What a treat ;-)
I would prefer dating a sexy blogger instead *wink wink*
i get nervous dating firefighters… i mean, after a chick has been lugging around that big ass hose all day, how the hell am i supposed to impress her?