Right, so I’ve told you how you can turn household items into sex toys,
but have you ever thought about turning your sex toys into household items?!
No?
Me either…
until I saw this commercial a few years ago:
how wrong would it have been to see her lick batter off it at the end?!
but have you ever thought about turning your sex toys into household items?!
No?
Me either…
until I saw this commercial a few years ago:
how wrong would it have been to see her lick batter off it at the end?!
“Grandma, your cakes are always so good! What’s your secret?”
“Honey, you don’t want to know … trust me.”
Oh … God
That’s almost like the cyber friend of mine who was wearing only a tiny undershirt and in the middle of a huge wet squishy finger frigging going on … and her mother walked in because the door wasn’t locked.
And her mother was like: “what do you want for lunch? Why don’t you have panties on?”
Holy fucking shit
lol
Off-topic but working along the same lines, has anyone edited out all the sex from a porn video and seen how it unfolds, I might do it for a lark.
Rups
Nawty – haha!
Gad – oh man!! That would have totally sucked!! Would that be worse than trying to explain to your nana why she can’t use that new mixer?
Rups – Oh! I love that idea!! You should do it!
the creepy thing is that grandma knew exactly what it was