It’s your chance to have another shot a glory when we play everyone’s favourite blog game – Show and Tell!
Last time we had some very funny captions, captions like:
“Hmmn, the wind is in our direction and it looks like it’s about 70 yards to the hole–I think you should use a 9-iron…“
“Now, the girl I learned this from in Bangkok said that these ping pong balls would just pop right back out.“
and
“Dude (loudly), “OK PERFECT!!” To his friend, “Now watch and learn.”
Other Dude, “I swear, if you can cum THAT far, you win!”“
But can you top those THIS time?!
In case you’re new to this game, let me explain it a little – it’s very easy to play.
First I SHOW you a picture:
And then you TELL me what the characters are thinking/saying (or at tell us least what you think is going on).
Oooh this week’s is a toughie, but I know you can do it!
Get ready…. Get set… GO!
Is this a bad time to let you know that i really have to fart?
” Damn, I wish that cock were real, and not animated!”
(Hey! One of mine got picked! Yeah! I’m such a whore. :) But in a good way.
“Hey Mister, the signs say Keep Out!”
or
“Are you SURE this’ll put lead in my pencil?”
I thought you said you were going to take my temperature with a thermometer!!!???
Man to Girl:
I am with the IRS and this will only hurt a little.
I still can’t find your contact lens!
“At least take your clothes off before you fuck my ass!”
Sir… sirrrr… You told me we were going to recite haiku and draw ancient proverbs with ink and brush! And then I was supposed to show you how how I have come to excel at the conversational arts and Heian era dancing, remember?
“I told you I didn’t take your car keys.”
I knew I should’ve worn the Keep Out sign instead of draping it over that chair!
Haven’t I done enough extra credit yet, Sensei?
“Is my ass sweaty?”
ummmm–is it too late to choose ‘Truth’ instead…???
“That isn’t the back door I was talking about mister…”
Gal:
What Ferderation chicanery is this!?
Guy:
KHHHHAAAANNN!