Wait, are You *Caption*ing?
since I just happened to have put a lot of my hentai on a memory key before I went away,
this seems like a good time to play another round of SHOW and TELL!
Last time, you guys did pretty well, but there were definitely a few captions that stood out like:
“Either you are going to have to start swallowing or else I recommend a pixie haircut. The cum is really gummed up in there!”
“I thought that much protein was supposed to be good for my split ends“
“Redhead: Like I said, they’re not your average exploding ninjas“
But let’s see how you do THIS time - dun dun dun!
Right, so for those of you new to the game, here is how we play.
First I SHOW you an interesting picture that I found while exploring the internets:
and then you TELL me what the character(s) are thinking and/or saying.
Feel free to get some friends together, send the link around, and let’s see who can top the rest!
Posted: January 10th, 2008 under captions.
Comments
Comment from Anonymous
Time January 10, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Girl thinks to herself: I wonder when he’s going to freak out about the fact I am a futa…
Guy: Woah… why is your clitoris expanding? It’s nice and warm…
Comment from Prospero
Time January 10, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Girl: “I’d probably get more out of this if I didn’t have to groom his fur during!”
Girl: “No! Stop that! I told you I only wanted the capital letters!”
Comment from D
Time January 10, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Wait I thought you said just a kiss
Comment from NDO
Time January 10, 2008 at 4:30 pm
What shampoo does this guy use. I mean DAMN!
Comment from Sabaud
Time January 10, 2008 at 5:34 pm
I didn’t know you were Gene Simmons without the makeup!
Comment from Anonymous
Time January 10, 2008 at 7:47 pm
She: “But you couldn’t wait another week until the dentist removed your braces to get me that piercing, could you?!”
He: “Ah zed ahm soggy! Nah shuh ub an stob muhvin!”
Comment from hydrogenguy
Time January 10, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Girl: “Not with the jalepeno! Not with the jalepeno!”
Comment from Satori "Sire" Ryuku
Time January 10, 2008 at 9:26 pm
Girl: “I knew you were hungry but….Ah! This is just to much!”
Boy: “I knew you liked candy, but I didn’t know you were made of honey.”
Comment from Anonymous
Time January 10, 2008 at 10:29 pm
When i said you need to practice your oral presentation, i didn’t mean this!
Comment from Anonymous
Time January 10, 2008 at 10:33 pm
Woa! did you just eat anythig spicey!?!
Comment from YamadogGirl
Time January 11, 2008 at 3:39 am
AAHHH! Get rid of the gum before you start doing that! (girl)
Would you please remove your finger from my eye! (guy)
Comment from Gadfly
Time January 11, 2008 at 3:43 am
“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, ICHI!, DON’T MOVE AGAIN! YOU’RE BRACES ARE TRYING TO CUT IT OFF! I CAN REACH MY PHONE! I’M CALLING PARAMEDICS AND YOUR ORTHODONTIST!”
Comment from Anonymous
Time January 11, 2008 at 5:24 am
OW! DONT BITE IT~
Comment from Matt Murdock
Time January 11, 2008 at 6:04 am
Girl: It is so sexy that you woke me up by going down on me
Guy: Jenny?
Girl Who’s Jenny
Comment from hm
Time January 11, 2008 at 6:13 am
Girl: What do you mean CRABS!!!
Comment from splendid
Time January 11, 2008 at 6:53 am
Girl: i want to cum in your hair
Guy: you’re not a futa…. are you? …
Comment from Strumpet
Time January 11, 2008 at 7:27 am
Honey, look!
The rug really DOES match the curtains!!
Comment from badside
Time January 11, 2008 at 6:36 pm
Girl: It’s new car smell.
Guy: I knew it!
Comment from Narcissu
Time January 12, 2008 at 8:23 am
girl: so thats! why they call you sucker!
Comment from exile
Time January 13, 2008 at 6:37 pm
Brittany thought the man at her door had a speech impediment, that is until she realized he really was offering Womb-service
Comment from Anonymous
Time January 15, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Waking up to the surprise of her brother having his way, Holly regrets falling asleep naked after having a series powerful orgasms.
Comment from Anonymous
Time January 18, 2008 at 4:43 am
Girl: What the Fuck are You doing? ahhh, not right now!
Comment from Anonymous
Time February 3, 2008 at 9:58 pm
Guy- so the gold it in here
Girl- y..yes just I bit deeper
Comment from Anonymous
Time June 2, 2008 at 11:16 pm
“MUST…RESIST…PULLING HIS HAIR OUT”
Comment from GotMalkAvian
Time January 10, 2008 at 11:14 am
Girl: I always thought you just left a quarter under the pillow!