*Gasp*!
Were you guys really going to let me get away with forgetting to post something for today?!
Lucky for you I had an edition of our favourite caption game all ready that totally fits the theme for this month!
For those of you new to the game, here is how we play.
First I SHOW you an interesting picture that I found while exploring the internets:
and then you TELL me what the character(s) might be thinking and/or saying.
Ready?
Show me your stuff!!! ^_^
Gentleman in Blue:
*waving down a waitress*
‘Hi. Yes. Excuse me, but I’m not sure where my server went and, well, the ‘secret sauce’ on my burger is AMAZING and I was wondering if I could have a little more?’
Waitress:
*from off-screen*
‘Sir, I believe she’s whipping you up a fresh batch as we speak.’
special sidenote: my word verification below reads ‘bjquife.’ Why do I find that so hilariously great?
xoxo, Shay-licious
Oh Strumpet, I <3 you!!!
damn this broken alarm clock! this going to make me miss my date!
Guy on left: God, food here is terrible, and what’s that sound I keep hearing?
Seated Customer: Pardon me, but I was wondering if you could turn your waitress down. The vibrations are making me think my pager is going.
The shaker, a vib so quiet you can use it in a library
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Guy by computer: oh man, I feel so bad, I should offer her my coat, shes so cold shes shakin
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Guy by teh computer: whered the librarian go?
Guy off screen: I think I saw her checking out the sexuality section
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Girl: this is teh last time I set my vib to operate off of wifi signals
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girl: oh this is so dirty but the dewwy decimle system gets me soo hot
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guy in background: hey whys my food taking so long
guy in kitchen: teh regular girls on her break and for some reason teh spatulas covered in something sticky
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and finnaly
things just werent the same once hooters merged with latex toys inc
hope something on here makes you laugh. if I’m postng too many at once, tell me and I’ll stop
Guy: why does she always want to come to the Libary?
Girl: If only he knew that Shakespear, Twain, Hawthorn, Hughes, and Brooks can make me cum in ways he could never imagine
“Yes, Hiru-san. This new treatment does help me focus better during math instruction. But does it have to happen in the hallway between classes?”
“I always wondered why this place was called “Dinner ‘n’ a quickie”. “
“Yeah, sorry for not finishing you, I’m kind of in a hurry to go to see my wife.”
“Y-y-yes. It’s j-j-just my phone. It’s set to v-v-v-vibe-v-v-vibrate. N-no, that’s f-f-fine. I’ll annnnswer it in a… in… in a… a… a… ah… ah… AHH!!! Ahh… Huh. Guess they hung up.”
Do you REALLY want fries with that???
I can’t believe my brother showed up HERE but I just can’t stop now
Guy in backround say: “Headmaster, don’t you think this addition to the dress code is a little…odd?”
“Damn! I knew the answer to that question…”
Guy in background: “So then I told her, go f%%% yourself!”