First off…you’d have to be wearing the required uniform. Pigtails and a short skirt with no panties.
Secondly, I would steep you some peppermint tea and bring you a plate of assorted sliced fruit consisting of grapes, strawberries, kiwi and mango. Yum. Natural sugars and uplifting caffiene should help keep your energy up! (If you dislike any of the above items, we can totally substitute said item for something more to your liking.)
As your pretty,little head absorbs all that wonderful knowledge, I’d garner up my basket full of sextoys and kneel beneath your desk. As a reward for every forty minutes worth of studying, (we’d even set a timer!,) I’d pleasure you with the instrumentation you so desired. Though, sometimes I would just have to use my tongue and fingers. If you need to, say, pull one of them dreaded all-nighters, I have incredible stamina being the insomniac that I am. However, we’d have to set some limits…like playtime can be no longer than fifteen minutes until studying is completed.
If you ever need a study partner…
That’s not even a trick question is it, Shay?
Both. In a heartbeat. Totally both.
Oh well, my dear Shay! You may probably already know this, but luckily we men have a certain, special organ with wich we do our thinking. This organ expands to a sheer enoooooormous size during the process of hard and deep thinking. And, what a luck for you as a woman: we are able to use this to the benefit of you! Yes, indeed: it is best known that a good portion of protein is inevitable for a brain to succeed in a studying situation. How wise from Mother Nature to arrange this in this way! All you have to do is to insert said organ into your mouth, that is nearest to your brain, and in no time you’ll have received all what you need for a pleasurable study session and a successful exam!
All cocks…… (ermm) all FINGERS crossed! Good luck, Dear!
I would help you study but I’m a bit of a distraction so this is what we are gonna do. We’re gonna take your favorite frozen drink mix and all your books and blend them up with some ice. When you consume the drink all the knowledge will be absorbed into you and you will know everything. Now after you have attained all the knowledge you need, and are a little tipsy we can go do something really worthwhile.
Remmy’s answer cracked me up.
I can’t top that.
So I’ll just say…good luck to you in your studying.
Strumpet – Ooo that does sound very good! I think I would be very motivated to work hard durring those forty minutes ^_~
Fig – hehe
Remmy – natural brain stimulants, eh? Hmm that does sound like an excellent plan! hehe thanks!
CayJ – Oh if only it was that simple… ^_~ hehe sounds like that would be WAY more fun!
AAG – he did have some very good scientific back-up too! Thanks hun.
I brush out yer furry purple tail!
I wish I could be there to massage your shoulders, to relax you. And your neck of course … oh and down your back, reaching around to cup your …
Anyway you get the picture :)
Good luck I hope the study pays off and you fly through the finals. I’m sure you will.
Hugs from both of us.
The only way I could help was because I’ve taken the class before : p
Hope you did well!
Dearest Shay, We are so proud of you and your accomplishments. We hope that you are studying hard, but also finding time for yourself. All the hard work will be well worth it someday very soon. But all work and no play isn’t good for you, and we know how you get. That’s why this care package contains, in addition to this letter and the delicious sugar cookies, a pocket “ArtfulDodger”! Just care for him and feed and water him occassionally and he’l stay with you forever. You can read the directions, but since you’re busy, just drop the Pocket Dodger down the front of your pants and viola! Non-stop pleasure. You can even work will he works!
Take care now and enjoy! (hehe)
Dzer – hehe okay, sounds nice! ^_^
Alex – Mmmm I really could go for a massage right now, you tease!
JeN – haha I think I did, her T/F questions always fuck me up tho.
Art – Oo Cookies! Yum! And Oh! What a nifty little inventio-… Oh my! What’s it doing… I … ooh… pardon me, I’ll be right back…
Purple is the best color for fur, I agree. I’m sure you and your long and twitchy tail will do swimmingly on your exams.
Hehe, I’d have to know what you’re studying first..
But perhaps you can motivate me to study for my finals too!
You know very well what has been scientifically proven to provide the best relief of stress … Chocolate of course … ;-) Good luck ! – A
I’m going to be totally boring and suggest a constant supply of fresh tea, with Mozart playing quietly in the background :o)