the s spot » wacky https://thesspot.org Wed, 01 Dec 2010 19:54:14 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Awkward… https://thesspot.org/2010/11/awkward/ https://thesspot.org/2010/11/awkward/#comments Tue, 16 Nov 2010 15:05:47 +0000 Shay https://thesspot.org/?p=3876 Apropos of yesterday’s post, my friend Prospero spotted this comic:

(SMBC!)

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(SMBC!)

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]]> https://thesspot.org/2010/11/awkward/feed/ 0 Avatar Fleshlight!? https://thesspot.org/2010/09/avatar-fleshlight/ https://thesspot.org/2010/09/avatar-fleshlight/#comments Wed, 29 Sep 2010 00:17:06 +0000 Shay https://thesspot.org/?p=3725 You know what I love? When a sex toy company not only decides to cash in on a fad, but decides to go balls to the wall with it.

The Alien Fleshlight my friends I didn’t think such a thing was possible, and now I really wish I had a dick to try it out [...]]]> You know what I love?
When a sex toy company not only decides to cash in on a fad, but decides to go balls to the wall with it.

The Alien Fleshlight my friends
I didn’t think such a thing was possible,
and now I really wish I had a dick to try it out with!

I love love love that they are pairing it with the This Ain’t Avatar XXX DVD too.

If any of my male readers get one – PLEASE send me an e-mail and tell me what’s it’s like!!

I mean sure it just looks like a vag with two clits – but it’s blue!
and has a custom interior – and it’s blue!
I really like that shade of blue.

That is all
Carry on

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]]> https://thesspot.org/2010/09/avatar-fleshlight/feed/ 3 Rude! https://thesspot.org/2010/09/rude/ https://thesspot.org/2010/09/rude/#comments Sat, 18 Sep 2010 20:39:48 +0000 Shay https://thesspot.org/?p=3712

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]]> https://thesspot.org/2010/09/rude/feed/ 0 Give a Girl a Chance https://thesspot.org/2010/09/give-a-girl-a-chance/ https://thesspot.org/2010/09/give-a-girl-a-chance/#comments Tue, 14 Sep 2010 11:43:47 +0000 Shay https://thesspot.org/?p=3698

I present to you a song about handjobs. Hurray for handjobs… well, except that there appears to be a learning curve.

Actually one of the concerns they speak to is the worry that they are going to hurt their partners’ penis. Which totally made me laugh because it has always surprised me how rough [...]]]>

I present to you a song about handjobs.
Hurray for handjobs… well, except that there appears to be a learning curve.

Actually one of the concerns they speak to is the worry that they are going to hurt their partners’ penis.
Which totally made me laugh because it has always surprised me how rough my male partners will be with their own dick, because, like the girls in the video, I’m always worried about being too rough and hurting it!

So what about you?
Any hilarious handjob stories?

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]]> https://thesspot.org/2010/09/give-a-girl-a-chance/feed/ 5 Wacky Wrappers https://thesspot.org/2010/08/wacky-wrappers/ https://thesspot.org/2010/08/wacky-wrappers/#comments Fri, 27 Aug 2010 15:04:02 +0000 Shay https://thesspot.org/?p=3673 I love novelty condoms, especially clever ones.

When I used to live in the Caribbean, the gift shops all used to sell condoms with a picture of two turtles (or other marine life) mounting each other, with text that read: Soon Come. I always thought these were so funny because “soon come” is [...]]]> I love novelty condoms, especially clever ones.

When I used to live in the Caribbean, the gift shops all used to sell condoms with a picture of two turtles (or other marine life) mounting each other, with text that read: Soon Come.
I always thought these were so funny because “soon come” is a Caribbean expression that means anything from “coming soon” to “I’ll be there soon” to “I’m coming”  – but there’s also obvious sexual innuendo there as well.

The following novelty condoms aren’t real – but they should be!

Anyone familiar with MarioKart will recognize that this condom must have some POWERFUL spermicides on it

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Translation: "I will not be your father!"

This guy made a whole set of mock Nintendo condom packs!
check it out

ALSO
It’s dangerous to have sex without a condom ^_~

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]]> https://thesspot.org/2010/08/wacky-wrappers/feed/ 0 No One Likes a Knock in the Junk https://thesspot.org/2010/08/no-one-likes-a-knock-in-the-junk/ https://thesspot.org/2010/08/no-one-likes-a-knock-in-the-junk/#comments Sun, 22 Aug 2010 03:28:58 +0000 Shay https://thesspot.org/?p=3663 “Dear and beloved Shay, I was chatting with some guys yesterday and they came out with a video of girls kicking each other in the vaginas. What surprised me was how bad the girls reacted to the kicking. They just got to the floor with the face like they were heavily in pain. Just like [...]]]>

“Dear and beloved Shay, I was chatting with some guys yesterday and they came out with a video of girls kicking each other in the vaginas. What surprised me was how bad the girls reacted to the kicking. They just got to the floor with the face like they were heavily in pain. Just like the same way we do when we’re kicked in the balls.

I didn’t know that a kick there would hurt that bad. And here it comes the question….why does it hurt that much?? I don’t know anything about the female anatomy and that was just too surprising to me, I thought the closest part of your body that’s remotely sensible as our balls were your inner genitalia, and well, that’s well protected. I can understand the vagina being a sensible zone but, to that extend?

Just in case, and since it’s the other way around for you I’ll describe the feelings from a male perspective (You probably heard this already =/ ): – When we are immediately hit “in the nuts”, we feel a sharp pain, kind of like when you got a cut. But that’s just the easy part, after that a strong and uncomfortable feeling of something trying to pull out the lower part of your stomach area assaults you, it is very intense and painful. Also, the balls are sensitive (the bad way) for a while. Does it feel like anything similar there?

And that’s it.

I hope you don’t mind this kind of question, as I feel you can do a better and more trustworthy search on the matter than myself.

From a male lurker with Love.“

Kicking each other in the vagina?! Oh god! Why are there so many stupid people doing stupid stuff and filming it?!

As a girl I once slipped on my bike and slammed my crotch into the crossbar of my bike and BOY DID IT HURT!!

Despite not having balls, we women do have a lot of nerves in our crotches as well; actually, if you have a look at this diagram here – a lot of our structures that can get hurt when a man gets whacked in the crotch are the same in women.  The clitoris (a woman’s major nerve junction down there) also has branches that extend down, underneath the labia – and it would suck pretty hard to hurt that area as well.

In conclusion, a good knock to the crotch can bring most anyone to tears, regardless of gender.  I think guys just make a bigger deal out of it because their balls seems so much more vulnerable – being so important for reproduction and just kinda hanging around out there and all, I can see how that might make you guys nervous.

I hope that answers your question! haha

clickthrough to see the hilarious animation

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]]> https://thesspot.org/2010/08/sex-toy-stats/feed/ 0 The Windsor Knot https://thesspot.org/2010/07/the-windsor-knot/ https://thesspot.org/2010/07/the-windsor-knot/#comments Fri, 30 Jul 2010 01:52:06 +0000 Shay https://thesspot.org/?p=3585 Everyone should know how to tie a tie… just in case..

^_~

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]]> https://thesspot.org/2010/07/the-windsor-knot/feed/ 2 It Came from the Internets – a look inside the real doll factory https://thesspot.org/2010/07/it-came-from-the-internets-a-look-inside-the-real-doll-factory/ https://thesspot.org/2010/07/it-came-from-the-internets-a-look-inside-the-real-doll-factory/#comments Sat, 10 Jul 2010 20:35:58 +0000 Shay https://thesspot.org/?p=3554 They don’t call it the uncanny valley for nothing…

more

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]]> https://thesspot.org/2010/07/it-came-from-the-internets-a-look-inside-the-real-doll-factory/feed/ 0 ^_^ https://thesspot.org/2010/07/_/ https://thesspot.org/2010/07/_/#comments Fri, 02 Jul 2010 17:10:33 +0000 Shay https://thesspot.org/?p=3526 Just a fun reminder that this is the last weekend of Pride celebrations in most places (since June is Pride Month). Hope you got out there and had yourself some fun times!

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(since June is Pride Month).
Hope you got out there and had yourself some fun times!

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