Comments on: Star Wars… Dirtier than you Thought

By: padme

padme — Thu, 03 Aug 2006 15:25:00 +0000

Hey Shay,
I found the star wars pictures through a search for star wars sex. How did you find them? THey were pretty neat. Great blog post. I havn’t been on your blog for a while but I promise to catch up today. :)
BIG HUGS
~padme

By: horny guy

horny guy — Sun, 05 Mar 2006 21:43:00 +0000

Space Balls had even more stuff, but it was a Star Wars spoof so I think it was expected.

By: JUnderCovers

JUnderCovers — Sun, 05 Mar 2006 16:52:00 +0000

You know, I thought as a lifelong Star Wars geek I’d have more to contribute here, but you’re very thorough in your requirements (quite the taskmistress!) so I won’t bother trying. Dzer came up with some good ones.

I’m frankly just distracted by the topless Padme, not to mention Natalie Portman’s appearance on SNL last night. I’ve always thought I liked her, although she’s not really my type physically (too petite and delicate), but she was fearless and funny as hell last night, especially the rap video she did. Dirty-mouthed girls are always hot! I’m sure it’s on iTunes today if you didn’t catch it last night.

By: DZER

DZER — Sun, 05 Mar 2006 04:45:00 +0000

Any Chewbacca sound is close to a cumming growl ...

Also:

• Darth Vader: "I have you now!"

• Gold Leader: "It's no good down here, I can't maneuver!"

• Han Solo: "Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!"

• Princess Leia: "Into the garbage chute, flyboy."

• Governor Tarkin: "Perhaps she would respond to an alternative form of persuasion."

• Princess Leia: "When you came in here, didn't you have a plan for getting out?"

By: Ranea

Ranea — Sun, 05 Mar 2006 03:49:00 +0000

‘Lost a planet Obi-Wan has. If it was up his ass he’d know.’

‘Padme my ass. Paddle my ass.’

By: :P fuzzbox

:P fuzzbox — Sun, 05 Mar 2006 03:48:00 +0000

'Luke, Who's yo daddy?'

'Use the force Luke. Over and Over and Over.'

"I love you." "I know now get your finger out of my ass."

'Do or do not there is no try. Now get back up there until you get it right.'

By: Thiess

Thiess — Sun, 05 Mar 2006 03:03:00 +0000

This reminds me of the Penny Arcade strip about the wookie's penis.

By: Shay

Shay — Sun, 05 Mar 2006 02:16:00 +0000

Lord&Miss – hmm I’ll have to look into that when i get a chance.

Art – haha!! You should! That would be hilarious!

By: ArtfulDodger

ArtfulDodger — Sun, 05 Mar 2006 02:11:00 +0000

Hey, maybe for fun someday I’ll do an audio post of an erotic story as Yoda!! That would be funny.

By: ArtfulDodger

ArtfulDodger — Sun, 05 Mar 2006 02:10:00 +0000

Before Vader started using Viagra. "I find your lack of faith disturbing."

"we'll take that one, the little one." Owen Lars, always wondered what him and Aunt Beero were up to.

I do a very good Yoda voice, which is always good for a laugh, just say anything remotely sexual in that voice! :)