Usually I’m very selective about my panties, but my friends at Cal Exotics sent me a neat pair with not only a vibrating bullet, but that also comes with a remote control for the bullet – and that’s sounds pretty cool, amIright?
The Cal Exotics Little Black Panty is an adjustable lacy black panty – with satiny ties on either side (that’s what makes it adjustable AND fun to take off), and a little pocket in the bottom for the curvy vibrating bullet. The bullet takes two AAA batteries (byob) and the snazzy remote takes one of those weird 12 volt 23A batteries (thank goodness it’s included in the package). The plastic bullet is waterproof and cycles through 10 vibration and pulse programs – all triggered by the remote.
We thought the whole concept was pretty fun; you put on the panties, tuck in the bullet, give the remote to your partner, and head out for a night on the town. There are some limitations though, the remote needs to be within around 15 feet to trigger the bullet; so you can’t let your partner get too far away.
What I liked: I think remote control toys are a lot of fun, and I know my testing buddy thought it was super fun to be able to trigger the bullet at random as I moved around the apartment. The panties fit relatively well and were pretty comfortable too. The remote was sleek looking, easy to work (there is only one button!), and can be kept discretely in a pocket.
What I didn’t like: The bullet’s motor was only soso and I found that I often had to adjust it so that the vibrations were close to where I wanted them. The motor was also a little loud, so this toy would be fine in a night club, but you definitely couldn’t use it covertly at a dinner party without someone asking you if you need to answer your phone.
Overall: This was a fun product, but the actual bullet needs a little more work in my opinion.
The Remote Control Little Black Panty from Cal Exotics gets a 5 out of 10:
…but did you get an orgasm from it?