Comments on: Speaking of Wacky Porn Stuff…

By: exile

exile — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 04:54:00 +0000

i get nervous dating firefighters… i mean, after a chick has been lugging around that big ass hose all day, how the hell am i supposed to impress her?

By: SJ

SJ — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 06:23:00 +0000

I would prefer dating a sexy blogger instead *wink wink*

By: Gadfly

Gadfly — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 02:55:00 +0000

Meh…

I think a porn starlet would actually appreciate a back rub, actual competent cunnilingus and equally competent kissing before sex, followed by cumming IN her and not ON her. What a treat ;-)

By: Sem

Sem — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 00:46:00 +0000

I would imagine that a porn star’s favorite sex would be in bed, missionary style, with the lights turned off. I’m mean, what a novelty!

By: Declan Stanley

Declan Stanley — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 23:17:00 +0000

Loved the post.
I’d just like to know where you got the image you illustrated it with.

By: Marques Lyons

Marques Lyons — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 22:53:00 +0000

Haha, that’s an awesome post!

By: Cayman J

Cayman J — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 18:37:00 +0000

Man, full-throttle, no holes barred banging and they can’t be satisfied with anything less. HMMMMM, I think that I’m gonna have to tell Jenna and Asia that they are going to have to go one at a time instead of doing that threesome.

By: Eve in Chains

Eve in Chains — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 16:45:00 +0000

I'm actually surprised that the Onion has an article that graphic. I know they're not shy to use "dirty" words, but that piece really pulled out all the stops!

And, is hilarious!

Eve

By: Shay

Shay — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 16:24:00 +0000

sorry Jim, I forgot to mention that the Onion is a fake newspaper – if you read the full article it becomes more apparent that this is a joke.

By: Jim

Jim — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 13:15:00 +0000

I’m not sure how much of that is really true. If you read some of the more recent autobiographies out, most of these women describe their lives in the industry as a bit sad, and looked upon the sex simply as a means to a paycheck. They’re good actresses, as far as heightening (so to speak) male fantasies, but they didn’t get into porn because they had totally insatiable sex drives.