*cue the theme music*
That’s right kids, it’s time for yet another round of everyone’s favourite blog-game:
Show and Tell!
That’s right kids, it’s time for yet another round of everyone’s favourite blog-game:
Show and Tell!
(Did you all remember to shout that last bit out loud?)
Last time, you did fairly well, and these were a couple of my favourites:
“Girl with glasses: Are you ok? When’s it gonna be my turn?
Girl on panda: J.JJJJ..ust k keep t t t the qua..quarters ccccccommmmin“
“Yes, but YOU try explaining to my little sister why she can’t scream, “Give me the big bamboo!” when SHE rides Mr. Panda.“
Now, let’s see how you do this time.
For those of you new to this game, allow me to explain how we play.
First I SHOW you a picture:
and then you TELL me what the character(s) are thinking and/or saying.
Annnd Go!
Guy: “Good morning, nurse trainees! Who wants to check me for a hernia?”
Girl, 2nd from right
“DAMMIT! ANOTHER EUNICH!!”
Girl, second from right:
“Damn it! I said not now!”
Girl, second from right … “what happened, it wasn’t that big last night when you stuck it inside me”
is it cold out?
Guy: “Aw crap, another room full of girls.”
Guy: I LOVE Show and Tell time!!!
*Girl on the left of the aisle*: This wasn’t in the brouchuer!
Girl, second from right: OMG! Dad?!
Girl, Second from left: Huh… I thought it was bigger than that…
Guy: “g-g-g-g-girls? i thought this was an all boys school??”
Girl second from right: “holy crap! its bigger than mine!”
Girl third from left: “that reminds me of the sickest porno…”
Guy: BEHOLD! The stiff warrior in purple helm!
Girl with mouth open:
“I told you, the male anatomy class is next week!”
guy: FREEE!!!!!!!!!!!
second girl to the left: but i tied him hard five times!.
first girl to the left: hmm so this was the sex education surprise.
first girl to the rigth:
OMG he scaped.
Ok girls..whose first to ride??
MISSUS ROBINSON!
Guy: “Uh, my mistake, I thought Professor Sasaki meant something…different…when she said to come to her class for an exam!”
Okay girls…
I hope you all did your homework, because today’s lesson is BIG one!
a…there should be an ‘a’ between ‘is’ and ‘BIG.’
Doh.
GUY: Uh..Wait this isn’t the bath house. I’m going to jail again.
2nd girl from right: Mother was right, a Christian all girl school isn’t half bad.
Hey everybody great news. Those invading aliens just want our clothes!
Jeff always liked to make a grand entrance, but that one cold morning things changed.
The guy bursts in shouting:
“THE FUUUNN HAS ARRIVED!!!”
As he sat in the jail cell that he would be calling his home for the next 5 to 10 years, Mr. Peterson reflected that, in hindsight, perhaps he should have come up with another way of teaching his favorite method of counting to 11 to the morning assembly at St. Mary’s School for Girls…
ORGY!!!
Oh, sorry… misread the vibe…
-or-
Somebody turned off all the hot water in the showers!
“Dr. Tran will be down at your local record store from 9 to 4…
giving out …
THE HOT DICKINGS!
Just passing ‘em out!”
Boy: Is this the sculpting class? I’m supposed to pose for ‘em at noon.
-or-
Brown haired girl: Damnit Jimmy! You bet your clothes in poker again, didn’t you?!
HELLO LADIES!!
#1 Guy: “Please be a bad dream, please be a bad dream!”
#2 Guy: “So that’s what I was forgetting this morning.”
Though Steve missed “… and now I’m asking for you if there’s someone in there who knows any reason for which the two of them can’t get married speak now or remain silent forever…” his interruption of the nudist-lesbian marriage was quite effective…