I’m not sure, but the Washington Monument is well-positioned to serve her needs. Tall and very stiff . . . plenty of open space around it, to catch the flow . . .
If a normal-sized woman releases, say, 2-3 oz. of cum per orgasm, and we multiply her size by, say, 9 or 10 times (anyone remember the B-movie “The Attack of the 50-Foot Woman?”), you’re looking at around a half-gallon of cum per.
There was a Germanic story about the mythical woman who would dash warriors against the rocks and kill them. And Siegfried managed to trick her enough to actually get his dick in her, then she lost her powers to smash him to smithereens. Very male-oriented, and yet, wow.
The first thing I thought of was Hagrid’s parents (from the Harry Potter series).
*shudder*
I have heard of big girls but this is riDICulous.
I’m not sure, but the Washington Monument is well-positioned to serve her needs. Tall and very stiff . . . plenty of open space around it, to catch the flow . . .
If a normal-sized woman releases, say, 2-3 oz. of cum per orgasm, and we multiply her size by, say, 9 or 10 times (anyone remember the B-movie “The Attack of the 50-Foot Woman?”), you’re looking at around a half-gallon of cum per.
And what if she squirts?
Mmmmmmmm.
XO
Too funny Shay.
this is SO hilarious!! I particularly like the “sex with” a man.
There was a Germanic story about the mythical woman who would dash warriors against the rocks and kill them. And Siegfried managed to trick her enough to actually get his dick in her, then she lost her powers to smash him to smithereens. Very male-oriented, and yet, wow.
you just can’t impress some chicks