It’s time for another round of everyone’s favourite blog game:
SHOW and TELL!
Last time we had a lot of really great entries for the completely ridiculous picture that I posted, here are a few of my faves:
“Kira had prepared, trained, and honed her fuckbarrow skills to a fine edge for this tournament. It wasn’t the competitors that frightened her, it was the new addition of the KY Jelly Mile Swim at the end of the race, that had her worried.“
“Restless with the smell of battle in the air, my mount Keegled me to the point of pain, requiring a sharp slap with the crop to bring her back in line. The man to my right chuckled sardonically, and I returned his grin. Today, is a good day to fuck.“
“In the final moments before the starting gun was fired, Kimiko reflected that, in hindsight, perhaps everyone may have acted a tad bit hasty in overruling Yun-Li’s alternative suggestion for a potato sack race…“
Let’s see how you all do this time ^_~
Just in case you are new to this game, here is how we play:
First I SHOW you a picture:
(of course, since it’s masturbation month, we are using a masturbation themed image ^_~)
and then you TELL me what the character(s) are thinking/saying.
please ignore the censoring pixleation, it’s not worth mentioning in your captions
Gambatte!
(Awww, being first is soooo much pressure!)
The remote controlled Dildo Balloon hovered over her blurry vagina, its sharp black Penetrator ready to deliver ultimate pleasure, as No-Face Kito watched from the sidelines awaiting her turn.
Now watch me carefully … squeeze, and rub … squeeze and rub … when you think you’re good try reversing your hands. Right one on your boob and the left one inside … rub, and squeeze.
Girl taking notes: “Now, how does that make you feel?
Blue Haired Girl: “When we signed up for therapy, I thought it would be kinda different…”
Girl with notepad: “Ah! I see, Sensai – the clit is the focus of this lesson! But adding a caress to the breast really heightens the sensations, is that it?”
girl with blue hair: “y-yesss…it really helps!”
Sensai: “Ohhhh! My students are all sooo intelligent! keep up the good work!”
The other students were always a bit jealous- even intimidated- by Sasuke’s prowess. However, their jaws slammed to the floor when, for her final exam, she performed the 1812 Overture using only her vagina and a two blow dryers strapped to her head.
Girl taking notes: “Now you have a squirting orgasm or I’ll erase your eyes like I did hers! My dissertation has to be presented TOMORROW!”
Apparently the shaving stubble was so rough that Noriko’s nose rubbed right off, leading Kimi to head over to help; that is, until she saw the state of the offending pussy and had to jot it down for posterity.
Ranpha (blond): See, Milfeulle? I TOLD you…*pant*…I could squirt. I win the bet!
Milfeulle (pink): It’s all over the place!
Chitose (blue): …I just peed on myself… T_T
Narrator: And with a twist of her index finger, Kimi’s clit got larger and larger. Her once-trimmed hair quickly turned into a long and curly moustache, and the tip grew out into a 22oz sombrero. The two girls watched in amazement as Kimi’s snatch squirted lime juice all over, and her magical mexican clit began screaming
“VIVA LA CUERVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Okay–let’s run through the list one more time before I go:
1 dozen eggs,
a loaf of bread,
laundry detergent,
Wheat Thins,
1 jar of peanut butter,
cat litter, and–
What am I forgetting…??
Oh, right–
milk,
& tampons.”