That’s right! At long last Shay’s Gift Guide is back to help you pick out the perfect gift for those special people on your gift list, especially for the ones who have been particularly naughty this year.Picture this: it’?s Christmas morning and your family is gathered around your Christmas tree (or menorah, or Kinara, or the table for Eid). Your family gleefully begins unwrapping presents -? but not you -? no, you’re waiting for them to open the gifts that you picked out for them.
First, your younger brother, the fastest to unwrap his gifts, he jumps for joy when he sees the porn DVDs that you got him. Then you spot your sister, at first she looks confused, but then holds up her waterproof vibrating bullet with an exuberant smile of gratitude. Next it’?s your father, who squeals with delight as he discovers the shiny black prostate massager you picked out for him. And finally you see your mother share a look of excitement with your father as she shows him your gift to her, a rabbit vibrator with a strap-on harness.
Sometimes it’s hard to pick out just the right thing for the people in your life; which is the best vibrator?, how does a pussy pump actually work?, are fleshlights worth it? – and this is where I come in!
This year, instead of getting the water-lover in your life a boring set of bath salts, send them a waterproof vibrator – now they’ll have a good reason to spend an extra half hour in the tub! You can find all kinds of naughty stuff for bathtime: sexy shower gel (read my review HERE), waterproof erotica books
But hands down, my favourite bath and shower toy would have to be my waterproof mini mite vibrator. It’s a small, non-penetrative vibe, with a powerful little motor and 4 different massage heads. It’s excellent for solo or partner play because it’s non-threatening and easy to maneuver, so you can get the vibrations exactly where you need them. [Read my full review HERE.]
Now the mini mite is pretty innocuous but if you suspect the person you’re buying for might need something even more sneaky, there are some other great options for vibrating tub toys, like the adorable vibrating rubber ducky. It’s cute, it vibrates, and other family members will never guess why it’s your sister’s favourite bath accessory.
Buying a masturbator for your little brother, roommate, cousin, best friend, uncle, or even for your self might seem a little weird at first, but think about it: you’?re providing hand-held safe sex -? minus the relationship. ^_~
Masturbators are pretty simple -? the price generally has to do with the material and the detail. You can find some decent hand-held masturbators for pretty cheap, but if you want something really amazing, check out the Fleshlight. It’s a customizable masturbator – check out lou’s hot review of it HERE.
Another thoughtful gift for the chronic masturbator in your life – or even for a couple or partner, to watch together, could be a shiny new porn subscription. It’s simple, it’s easy and it’s a natural aphrodisiac. ^_~
Sometimes it’s hard to pick out a good sexy gift for a couple, you don’t want to get something that’s more for one partner than the other – enter the vibrating cock ring. A good vibrating cock ring is great for both members of a couple because the ring and vibrations stimulate the person with the cock and the vibrator can stimulate a clit or perineum. You could even get two and put one in each of your parent’s stockings!
My favourite vibrating cock ring was the Heart-On, it worked in most positions and the bullet is mounted at a comfortable angle. Read my full review HERE.
If you’re looking for a way to encourage your partner to give you a Christmas morning blow job, slip some head candy into their stocking – they’ll get the hint and enjoy the candy too! Read my review of it HERE.
Sex toys can make great holiday gifts. They are fun, functional, personal and they are truly a gift that keeps on giving - ? at least until the motor breaks down.
So why not surprise your office secret santa with something a little naughty, order something hot for your long-distance sweetheart, sneak in some sexy stocking stuffers when everyone else has gone to bed, or order something for yourself – I’m sure your gran would be happy to know Christmas money went towards something that will bring you a lot of joy over the holidays. ^_~
[Need more ideas? Check out my other sex toy reviews, or have a look at my sidebar.]
Thanks for the great suggestions!
*making a list … checking it twice*
Great guide Shay! Fabulous list! A Fleshlight is on my shopping list this year too!
xoxo,
nina
We LOVE the Liberator! We also have “the stage” tha goes with it. Excellent product.
I would like paddling of those vibrating rubber duckies just to float in the pool ;)
Heehee
Oh yeah. Getting dad a prostate massager would certainly liven up Christmas
*rolling*
AAG: But Dad, it’s a prostate massager!
Dad: You said that, but what do I do with it?
AAG: You massage your prostate!
Dad: But how? Where does it go? I don’t get it?
AAG: **rolling eyes** Do I need to spell it out for you? It goes up your butt!
Dad: **passes out**
Believe it or not I actually ordered something from this list! Oh, I am so naughty. ;)
Pandora – you’re welcome :)
Dzer – so do you know who is naughty and nice?
nina – ^_~ He’s going to love it!
Teacher – oh the liberator stage sounds like a lot of fun!
Gadfly – haha it sure would!
AAG – LOL!!!!
Art – oh really? which one? the fleshlight? ^_~
*ROFL @ AAG*
Yeah, like that