Hey!
You know what we haven’t played in a while?
Show and Tell!
Show and Tell!
Last time I had number of great captions, here are some of my favourites:
Guy in chair: “I keep telling you: This is Masterpiece Theatre.”
Girl in front of him: “Master-what??? I thought this was Masturbate Theatre! Girls, we’ve got the wrong place again!”
Guy in chair: “Every damned week…”
“Damn, 22 naked chicks and not one who really understands me.”
“:::sigh:::
I wish Shay would get here so the party could *really* start!”
For those of you that are new to this game, here is how it works:
First I SHOW you the picture:
And then you TELL me what the characters are thinking/saying.
Annnnd Go!
^_^
Ranger says:
“Eenie, meenie, miney, mo…”
and now I’m thinking “catch a camel by the toe”? lol! I might come up with my own someday.
Veiled Brunette:
“I’m number 20! Don’t be nervous. I know it’s your first time…after the 20th, he smokes a camel” ~~
Red-head (thinking): “I’m a red head, with a red ass, and no veil!!…How the Hell did I End Up here!!!”
xx,adam.
OK, if his cock is in YOUR ass … what the fuck is in MINE?
heh
Brunette: “Did you not know when you applied for the Jihad training job that you would be relocated to the Pleasure Division?”
Redhead: thinking ‘Maybe we are fighting this war for love after all’.
Brunette thinks: I don’t mind him using my ass as a drink holder, but I wish that he would drink something other than champaine out of the bottle.
Redhead thinks: DAMN! It’s really hard to peel his grapes when I can’t use my hands.
Why in the hell do we have to look for his contact naked?
“There are 70 more like us waiting for you in Heaven if you blow yourself up…”
Brunette Says: Oh you think i his toes in your ass is weird now!!… just wait until he tries to stand and walk around with them still in there…
Red Head thinks:hmmm she’s right how will he stand i better squeeze harder.
“Join Islam,” you said…”They treat their women with respect and dignity!”
Brunette – This guy may act all macho and all, but he’s packing no meat.
Redhead – Oh great. Do you know where the 12 inch dildo is?
Brunette:
Hey, you wanna grab a beer afterwards?
Redhead:
Okay. This has got to be the worst dentist I’ve ever been to!
Brunette:
It’s our HMO. What can we do, huh?
Redhead:
Add a shot of tequila and I’m yours.
Brunette:
Deal!
Burnette Saying: sorry, I couldn’t hold that one in any longer.
Redhead thinking: I told her not to eat so much beans
Arabic Dude thinking: DAMN, right in the FACE… Again!!!
Brunette to Redhead: Did you really save money by switching to Geico?
“You lost his slippers again, didn’t you?”
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“This guy is horrible at foot massages.”
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“So I’ve been thinking about a career change.”
“OMG…at this angle you totally look like this girl, Shay, that like, runs this really cool website…”
OR
“You completely suck at strip poker. Not only did you lose our clothes, but you went double-or-nothing with our dignity…I hate you”
OR
“Did you ever see Requiem for a Dream?”
Two girls: “So, this is Hell and we are the fortunate #39 and 40. Mother.Fucker.”
Guy: “So this is heaven and here are #39 and 40…they don’t look like virgins, wait…what the??”
lmao@bruce!!!!!!
These damn anime babe slippers don’t match, do they?
“This is the first time anyone has actually presented themselves before me when required. Normally it’s fancy dress and presents. Oh well, double your pleasure, double your fun!”
Are you sure that we’re at the right audition?!? I don’t recall this number being in ‘Aladdin on Ice’ at all…
Meh, you wanted to see the world, how else are we going to pay for the trip?
arabic man thinking “holy crap what the hell is that?”
bruenette “hey this remindes me of a joke i once heard about a priest and a nun and a little boy named billy”
red head “this remindes me of this one time at band camp…”
bruenette “thats the last time i ask for derections from a guy name ak-med”
arabic dude “shit i told them i was gay, why do they keep sending these hookers to my room”
bruenette “ya ya he promises it will be short and quick, but hes been at it for at least 4 years now,…….. damn that george bush”
arabic dude “ooooh so thats the real george “bush” looks like”
Burnett: “When you said that we’d be living in the lap of luxury and getting amazing royalties if we moved here, I didn’t know that you meant we’d be getting into this.”
Red-head: thinking **neither did I…**