You know what the blogging world needs?
Some kind of league…
a league of justice…. SEXUAL justice – made up of people who are willing to be open about their sexuality and battle the suppression and oppression of sexual development, freedom, and fulfillment!
Yeah! That’s the Ticket!
I will now be taking auditions for my League of Super Sexy Friends with Benefits!
Anyone can join, just leave me a comment (anonymous or not) telling me your hero name and your powers (optional: your weaknesses, turn ons, turn offs, costume, heck, tell me anything). Don’t worry about sounding serious – there’s no rules against plucky comic relief, in fact, I believe it’s essential!
So, what kind of hero will you be?
Will you work with a team?
Me, (as drawn by Sean, who rockz),
I’m going to need the powers and flight and super speed so that I can gather as much information as possible about sex/sexuality and distribute it to the public. I’ll also need some super strength to overthrow all the mistaken ideas and incorect information out there. Oh! And some hardcore high-heels boots for crushing intolerance (and for looking hot in).
I think I should also “borrow” a lasso of truth for helping people to realize and talk about what they really want/need in bed – and for dragging people back to my lair so I can show them what I mean. ^_~
Hmm am I missing anything?
I already have my battle axe. Perhaps I can make the shaft a little more phallic to fit in.
The last three letters of my word verifacation are JLA. That’s a little freaky.
It’s a sign!
Bring your phallic ax of … uhm… oh! of reckoning! ^_~ Here’s some ass-less chaps to go with them. hehe
…….oh….so you’re the one in my dream…..or am i in your dream?
LOL, nice idea ! I’ll bring my never-tired-hands-and-tongue, to melt all inhibitions and make people realize their real erotic potential, so they can become warriors in the team themselves … Yes, let’s fight the evil Mr. Sex-is-bad-for you ! Hugs – A
I am Madame X!
This is my outfit but add my White Boots…They were out being shined when this pic was taken.
My super power?
The ability to cause spontaneous orgasms in all those who view my super toned super hero bod!
Oh, I know exactly who I’d be: A sort of cross hybrid type, a bit of Scarlett O’Hara, a bit of Melanie Wilkes (my namesake) and a LOT of Tarna, the amazing warrior in that old Heavy Metal movie.
With graciousness and excellent manners I’d bring back all the glories of flirting, dressing up and being one very sexy lady. I bring enlightment to all the dark places (think of repressive churches) and understanding between males and females.
My powers: The ability to feel what others feel and knowing what to do with those feelings. A smile that makes people trust me and know that wonderful adventures are ahead…all in the shape of a delicious hentai Kitty-Girl. I am so very much a pretty little kitten, so I’ve been told. (But watch out for those claws when I’m angry.) I can give orgasms through a smile alone! Well, the brain is our largest sex organ, isn’t it?
I do love your writing and all you do!
Take care,
Melanie
Superhero name: DZER, aka The Incredible BULK
Powers: Super strength, cutting wit, genius-level intelligence, extra-long super tongue, able to block small alleys
Costume: Those purple Hulk pants … and latex rubber gloves
Weaknesses: Dames, bacon cheeseburgers.
Hello there, Fellow Super-Friends.
I am Mistress Delicious.
I’d like to introduce you to my trusty sidekick….Slave Dave.
~cracks riding crop on Slave Dave’s taut asscheeks~
This here is my LubeGun.
*squirt*
In case you were wondering what I’m wearing…
-black PVC catsuit
-matching opera gloves
-black, vinyl, pointed 5-inch platform stiletto boots
-red leather eye mask
Got that visual?
My Superpowers?
-Super Eyesight. I like to watch. With this…I can see through ANYTHING.
-Tongue of Joy.
-Tantalizingly Tight Pussy
-Cuntilicious Kink
And I’m completely immune to all sexually-transmitted diseases and unwanted pregnancy….i.e….NO CONDOMS! Ha!
Weaknesses: I’m actually very submissive…my knees turn to Jell-O over a Dominant Man.
Turn-ons: Rope, hard cock, wet pussy and Eyes.
Turn-offs: A man who’s scared to talk to me.
I will go solo, if needed, though anyone is welcome to watch.
If I am needed, please knock the knocker on the Dungeon Door.
You’ll know where it is when you see the Motorcycle of Merry Mayhem parked out front.
I would be Professer seX, using my brain to find new ways to liberate the stifled libido of our fine citizens.
Ava
thetastetester.com
Oberon – just in case, neither of us should wake up! ^_~
Aragorn – haha excellent! What will your hero name be? The Tongue Twister? The Everlasting Tongue?
Madame X – Oooh I like it! It’s very… OH MY!… wow your powers are amazing!
MissMel – Sounds like a perfect addition to the league! What part of Scarlett will you have?
Dzer – And once you block off the alley, there is no escape from your super tongue!! hehe What are the latext gloves for?
Strumpet – Oh My thanks sweety, your powers are great! I hope that Dominant Man is on our side ^_~ (I like to watch too)
Ava – (you can sign in as “other” when you leave comments on blogger, that was you don’t have to put your address in the comment – I nearly deleted it, thinking it was an ad at first glace.)Ah so you’ll be like our Jean (the martian manhunter) and direct us from the control tower – handy!
I will be known as J the Beastmaster, as I hold the power to charm even the wildest creatures, even the elusive and crafty ShayCat. For those who try to resist my influence, my trusty leather paddle will quickly instill respect and submission, and hopefully a bit of titillation. And if all else fails, I have my secret weapon (hidden under my loincloth), which can turn even the most defiant adversary into a quivering pile of orgasmic jelly.
(As I type this, my cat is sitting here trying to make out with me).
haha You truely are The Beastmaster!! ^_~ (or master-bator!) tee hee.
Welcome to the team! *purrrr*
Shay!!!!
dedicated to your two entries on CatGirls – I would be Cat women partnering up with Batman – (any volunteers?) & we would probably be too busy to save the world or anything, cause we will be having F%^#ing great sex on crime scenes! HA HA! WELL AT LEAST that will be educational – & plus who wants to rob a bank when you have two hot heros shagging it up right in front of you? The world will surely be a better place. All we gotta do is show up – & fuck around! (but literaly) & trust me, that will have an impact on the world!
cheers,
N
Oh! I wanna try out!
super hero name: cameleon cock.
it’s not enough that my lips and tongue can read every desire expressed by your clit, and my fingers know just where to apply pressure, sending warm vibrations from your pussy through your stomach…into your arms, leaving your finger tips tingling. my super power goes beyond that. My cock knows exactly what size and shape it needs to be to please you in every conceivable mood…from every conceivable position
N – haha sounds good. ^_^
InnerHell – Go right ahead, you’ll have to put a little more detail than that in your comment tho!
Anon – Oh That’s an Awesome power!! Welcome aboard!! ^_^
I’m famous! I’m very flattered that my artwork made it onto something that I myself had nothing to do with! Thank you! Go S-Spot!!!
- Sean
Excellent idea! I would be the Erotic Liberator, freeing repressed men and women from their boring lives with my awesome mind powers of lowering inhibitions.
For a costume I would go with a patriotic scheme of red, white and blue with a terribly over sized cod piece.
I am afraid I would also need a sexy young but still legal sidekick named Lusty. Her pert breasts and too short shorts would help keep me focused on the mission and not get all angsty.
Hi Shay,
I would have to be the enigmatic Dr. Screw, capable of building a vibrator-tipped cruise missile to come to the aid of a damsel in uncomfortable distress, or a super-telepathic sex ray device to send out porny messages across a landscape of delightful feminine tidbits!
Uh, my tights are starting to stretch! ;-)
Love,
Chuck
Can I still be a super-friend-w/-benefits if my only power is Abnormal Retention?
Costume: nothing but a Snelling jewelry plug.
Powers: Abnormal Retention and nobody can make me cum unless I want to.
Weakness: I want to. A lot.
please tell me you’ve seen this…
http://images.foundrymusic.com/JPEG/naked_spiderman.jpg
(not spam, but not safe for work either!)
Sean – No problem hun! You need to draw (for me) more. ^_~
Shon – haha I love the giant codpice idea hehe and Lusty sounds like a lot of fun. hehe
Chuck – Awesome! Welcome to the team! Ooh will your catch phrase be “screw you” ?
ButtPlug – Holy Anal Rentive Batman!
Anon – ARG! My eyes! (hehe)
I used to play bat girl as a kid, so that is who I want to be. Some aspects really fit me, bat girl was the quite well mannored daughter of ? (was it the police chief or mayor) Either way, no one new she had this darker side, and posessed smarts and strength. That fits me – mild manored on the surface and the face the world sees, but there is more to me than that.
I really enjoy your site…
Reminds me of that joke where Superman thinks he’s banging Wonderwoman but it was really the invisible man…
(Did that make any sense? Syntax, Shakes, syntax!)
The stretchiness of Mr Fantastic would be great. You could look any way your partner wanted and imagine what you could do with your cock. A g-spot AND clit tickler at the same time and I bet not many girls have had their clit licked whilst getting a good length of cock from the same guy.
While I love the idea of a “Sexual Justice League” (haha!), I noticed you forgot something very important–super VILLAINS to battle! So, I volunteer to be your first evil arch-nemesis. Presenting… Dr. Casanova Hentai, mad scientist and sexual pervert bent on corrupting the entire world.
Special powers: ability to create strange evil devices that cause people to engage in all manner of kinky sex acts such as BDSM, polyamory, bisexuality (why limit yourself?), and so forth.
Evil henchmen: now taking applications; also need a loyal second-in-command of my evil empire, preferably a bisexual woman who looks good in a metal bustier.
Oh yeah, almost forgot: a dungeon full of horny tentacle monsters ready to ravish innocent people if my demands aren’t met.
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha! Watch out, do-gooders–here I come, to make others cum (and cum and cum and…)
[Maybe you could also have a villain recruiting drive to help me, since I can't defeat you kinky superheroes by myself! ^_^]
Dr. Duran Duran, thou art avenged!